The worst places to live in South East England
Crowhurst is basically one big field, there is approximately 0 post offices, 0 shops, 0 restaurants, 1 s**tty pub and 0 entertainment.If you want friends, you better go somewhere else as all you’ll see are old people and sheep. Be careful of the care home, as you may see a stray pensioner wandering around at […]
I have lived in Fareham my whole life, but it wasn’t until I was about 16 that I realised why there were so many buck-toothed-cross-eyed-*****. Answer is that they are **********. To be fair it’s not their fault, see back in the 80’s people were having a lot of one night stands resulting in unplanned […]
Read More… from Fareham: the shallowest genepool in Hampshire
The whole place is a tip. There are no two ways about it. The shops are run down and are full of shopkeepers who don’t even appear the slightest bit interested in you. When I went into the Co-Op, the guy behind the desk was on ‘RateMyTurban.com’ for a good 20 seconds, before he noticed […]
Read More… from Wood Farm Estate, Oxford: is Horrible – Don’t go There
Sheerness is the end of the line… literally. The end of a small branch line from Sittingbourne to the Isle of Dirt. A sticky-floored tube train that smells of stale piss, Stella Artois, Amber Leaf and misanthropy. If you don’t have a car and you want to get out of the place back to the […]
Read More… from Sheerness: where hopes, dreams and junkies go to die
This is my views on Blackbird Leys in Oxford. I went here once on a Tuesday afternoon in 2014 to see what it was like. Never again. I felt sick when walking around and would rather move to Uzbekistan than spend more than 10 minutes in this dump. The Estate is beyond repair and is […]
Read More… from Blackbird Leys, Oxford is a Haven for the Underclass
Aylesham, known as the Sunshine Corner is a village of Anti-Conservatives and racists. Recently has gone through a delightful upgrade to the anger of the local residents, who don’t like “new bas*ards” in the village. The recent refurbishment of the village has panicked the residence as they do not like change, the village have voted […]
Read More… from Aylesham is a village of Anti-Conservatives and racists
Eastbourne, Eastbourne…where to start? Stinky, ******, utterly without charm. No good shops, disproportionately high numbers of OAP’s and people with addiction/mental health problems. I have lived/worked here for waaay too long (about fifteen years) and am finally escaping in 2017. I work in the town centre, and sometimes feel like a fricking social worker; I […]
Read More… from Eastbourne: God is ignoring this waiting room…
So, I’ve lived here for over 10 years now and I have to say that Bognor is the shitest backwater slop-house that you could ever hope to not live in. It’s unofficial name, ‘The Cancer of the South Coast’, is truly deserved. The ‘people’ here (for want of a better word) act like the world […]
Read More… from Bognor Regis is the sh*test backwater slop-house
What can I say about Hinchley Wood? Safe, quaint, tame, beautiful suburban promised land to those tired of slumming it out in some inner city sh*thole and dreaming of a new life in the ‘country” (I cringe whenever someone associates where I live with the country). To the people actually living here under the age […]
If you venture out on a dark winters night in the old luton area of chatham then beware, every movement you make will be watched by a 1000 pairs of eyes, some will be muggers in the shadows weighing you up, others will be crackhead *********** being flogged by gangs of pimps who also sell […]
Read More… from Luton in Chatham is the festering cesspit of Medway
Staines, the very name conjures up a vision of ****-ridden, rubbish-strewn despair because it is an utter craphole of a dump and always was. Don’t know where to begin in describing this pit beyond take the very worst sh*tehole you can think of and multiply by a million. The town “centre” was already dying on […]
On the face of it Horsham portrays itself as a small pleasant old English market town. Truthfully it is very over crowded and expanding at a rate far beyond what its market town statement can or could ever cope with. Horsham use to boast a near 0% unemployment however with immigration, closing down of Horsham’s […]
Read More… from Horsham, a nothing town of retired or retiring civil service employees
