The name is deceiving, Royal Tunbridge Wells. A strange town where the rich hide away and the ****’s dominate. The pleasant suburbs of High Brooms and the Shepway estate house the majority of *****, with plenty of outlets for them to purchase scratchcards, McCains Microchips and Sunny D. The tracksuit clad mutants can always be […]
Category: South East
The worst places to live in South East England
Bognor Regis
Unfortunatly I live 3 miles away from this ultimate **** town. If anyone has ever been here then I pity your poor chavness. If you live here….lol. Being the home of the best **** holiday destination- Butlins Bognor, it attracts not only local Bognorians, but ***** from afar wanting the “full ***** **** holiday experience.” […]
Hailsham (East Sussex)
Hailsham war memorial is a magnets for ***** from all over the county of East Sussex. Many a mayfair is smoked by ***** with hair stuck down with “Mega Tub ‘O’ Gel” nicely obscured by the baseball cap. Some local **** language: Alright my chave Dinlow Crank Oi chavie Interesting local **** observations: A hailsham […]
Deal, a pleasant Kent seaside resort on the face of it, but dig deeper…
What can you say about Deal? On the face of it, a pleasant Kent seaside resort with a charming “old town” clustered around the lovely Middle Street area. But dig deeper and you will find that these beautiful old houses are connected by a series of 18th century tunnels which helped smugglers to transport their […]
Read More… from Deal, a pleasant Kent seaside resort on the face of it, but dig deeper…
Cranbrook, Kent
In reality the sleepy town of Cranbrook is undoubtedly a minnow compared to some of the ***** strongholds described elsewhere on this site. However, anyone who is familiar with the place will undoubtedly empathise with the alarming realisation that ***** are fast emigrating to the more upper class areas of rural England. Behind the picturesque […]
Littlehampton/ LA
I couldnt agree more with theother LA message; I went to LA school a few years ago and even now, so one has changed. Ford market is like a ritual on a Sunday morning, they go tooled up with their ‘**** Royalty’ size earings, fake burberrys/ louis vuittons and a brat/ mini **** in tow. […]
Chesham
If you ever have the misfortune to visit this miserable excuse for a town, then I hope for your sake that you leave as soon as possible. ***** hang about usually outside McDonalds (not inside as they can’t afford to buy a hamburger between them so resort to standing outside drinking their alcopops and smoking […]
portsmouth – copnor/fratton
ok, this little nugget is so near somers town it hurts and it smells (but not quite as bad…more of off curry houses than the human waste somers town gives off) me and my boyfriend were walking down my road talking about this site and 2 steps out the door i saw a michelle (big […]
Worthing
Littlehamptons big brother- Worthing. A town so steeped in right wing chavism that when the Arts World requested a statue of Oscar Wilde (he wrote many plays here) in the town centre- the authorities said no- a gay man in a **** town would be just too much for the locals. The town is a […]
Aldershot
Always had a reputation for being rough because of the squaddies who live all around the area. Now just packed with *****. Popped in to the Hogshead one evening for a bite to eat and a few beers. Sat there enjoying the food while the glasses started flying around and about 5 people strolled past […]
Slough – come friendly bombs
John Betjeman had the right idea. But not even in his wildest nightmares could he envisage the gold-plated, Currys Superstore-********, professional Ali G-bedevilled monster that Slough would become. Slough is the worst of all worlds. A peasant overspill from the East End after the Second World War, which fills the Orwellian netherworlds that are Britwell […]
Aylesbury
Aylesbury… What can I say? For those of you that know Aylesbury you will know what I mean when I say it is probably the ********* area in Buckinghamshire. There are several different **** estates that breed different forms of **** such as Quarrendon, Southcourt and Elmhurst. Regular haunts for under 16 ***** include the […]
