Well let me tell you that in Crawley there must be something in the air, every pushchair you see has its own underaged muva attatched. Its like the newest accessory, as well as those ugly ***** looking things round their necks. What the hell! Those cheap clown things, now who on earth would honestly want […]
Category: South East
The worst places to live in South East England
High Wycombe, yet again
I know you may be fed up with hearing about this dump, but i felt that I too, must tell the world about this disgraceful town. Situated 28 miles from London in Buckinghamshire, you wouldn’t think this town could be such a ********…… But it is! The only reason the ****** tory council/MP gets in […]
Chatham
welcome to the wonderful “classy” town of chatham. the glorious home of the chatham ****. the clean and delightful place is full of such wonderfull ASSHOLES. 🙂 there such luvly people. shouting out ***** or ****** at each other and alwayz replying to the mating call off “omg im soo drunk” which consequents in the […]
Maidstone
Maidstone has long been the home of “Chavisim” with its sprawling council estates Parkwood, Tovil, Shepway and Mangravit to name but a few churning out generation after generation of ***** and Chavetts A stroll down the high street of Maidstone town center will quickly bring the inherent and ingrained level at which ***** have gripped […]
The Burberry Sun Shines Down On Portsmouth Town
Portsmouth – So good they named it. ONCE. A Bluffers Guide What can you say? IN THE NAVY Well its a naval town, so known that when an American boat is in the naval quarters of the disaffected local ********* fill up with discharged *****. ALCOHOL Either a) (Boys) You’ve had a few pints o […]
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Woking rides again!!!
Woking! Christ in ****** napkins it’s the fetid drippings of the devils ****! Never has the human gene pool needed sieving so much as the chavtacular pond life that make up this rancid boil of a town which swirls round in it’s own cesspool of Sodom and Gomorrah on the outskirts of the M25. Once […]
Gillingham
The throbbing metropolis of Gillingham, now pronounced “Gill-i-num” was once a proud and well-to-do area where the local menfolk plied their trade and people were nice and friendly…….Until the filthy, ******, stenching,drossy **** was born. These ****** stains on the undercrackers of society now have the locals in fear for their lives. Never have the […]
Leigh Park has a long tradition of chavness
Leigh Park, Hampshire was once the largest council estate in Europe. It has a long tradition of chavness and could well be the origin of all ***** upon this Earth. (were there any evidence that anyone’s moved out since 1959). From the youngest creole-wearing babies collecting *** ends outside the chippie to the wrinkled hags […]
High Wycombe- The Lair Of The Beast.
High Wycombe. Not the most cosmopolitan of towns, I’ll grant you; the highlight for the discerning tourist would be the famous and ever-so-fascinating High Wycombe chair museum. However, this town is very special. It is here you will find the missing link between apes and humans. Too long have scientists searched the Himalayas for clues […]
Henley-on-Thames. Yes, surprising I know…
Now, this really is a lovely little town. Very affluent, nice people, nice area. BUT… There seems to be more and more ***** infiltrating the town by the day. Is is the fact that ‘Mini Afghanistan’ was created opposite the ‘Jet’ garage, or the fact that the delightful ‘gainsborough estate’ is now simply a slum […]
Erith
Erith, North West Kent, bordering with Greater London officially has the highest concentration of 18 – 25 year olds in the UK. Of these, arounnd 95% are ****, *****, smackheads or other such ambulatory **** that should be gassed until they stop twitching. Not only is Erith packed to the gills wih such mouth breathing […]
Gravesend
How has this fleapit of south-eastern chavdom escaped mention thus far? The town’s per capita average weight of fake gold likely outweighs most Zurich banks, while the number of sportswear-clad ****** exhibiting naff tattoos, spiky but balding hair, lardy girlfriends and parents with the combined IQ of a ******** housefly seems to increase massively every […]
