My Grandparents unfornately live just outside Gillingham so I am a frequent visitor of this **** town. Words can do no justice to how bad this place really is, the town centre actually scares me a bit. There are so many ***** that sometimes i feel like the minority just because fake burberry and velour […]
Category: South East
The worst places to live in South East England
Rainham,Kent
rainham is one of the many small towns in the delightful south east county of kent. this small town is divided into lots of districts e.g parkwood,wigmore,Lower Rainham and many more. each small district of rainham has is made up of its own **** majority population. and also each district is equipt with its own […]
Chesham
Chesham. Chesham. Chesham. Chesham. Ahh, what a town. The churches, the charity shops, the park, the fields – a wonderful place to live were it not for the *********** (to put it politely) that comes in the form of those ever so delightful ***** (Kevs in this area). They do the usual of course, wear […]
Winchester
Having recently been voted one of the worst places to live by a certain national tabloid, Winchester is keen to make sure it lives up to this (un)enviable reputation by getting as many of the **** fraternity into it as possible. The main place to hang out during the day is down by the Cathedral […]
Portsmouth – just gets better!
There’s already a few entries about my joyous, beautiful and not-at-all grimy hometown on here, but i think its important to draw attention to one vital aspect of extreme ****-dom that no-one else has…pompey dots! Not micro dots or polka dots oh no. Pompey dots are what the mainly male (but some female) ***** in […]
Reading
This place is a **** hole. From the high street crammed with every chain pub you could imagine to the high street being filled with blokes with their shirts off as soon as the sun shines. Take Primark for example. A huge **** filled “I can buy a shirt innit for £5.00. Vats worf it […]
Andover
It is truly terrifying that so many towns already exist on this site. But my friends until you see Andover, your real nadir hasn’t been witnessed. Fat stomachs pouring from hipsters and crop tops (with numerous metal adornments), Velour- VELOUR! at every corner, always stained. Hoop earings that your dog could jump through. Mothers who […]
Aldershot
Now.. for all those that have not visited Aldershot (or Aldershit) as otherwise known, you are lucky! Home of the British Army they call it, imagine a load of northern **** squaddies competing to shag the birds with the biggest earing hoops, and who stink of tench… on a good day. A local attraction, if […]
canterbury, kent
long thought of as a pictoresque tourist location, canterbury is perhaps the hub of **** nation. No other town or city has ever made me feel so privilaged and well dressed! From the estates ridden with **** artefacts to the TK Max superstore this place deserves a mention. On any visit to the city centre […]
Basingstoke – Hell on Earth
Here in Basingstoke ***** are more commonly known as townies, and are a right bunch of twats. In our school they set up there own smokers union, and almost got expelled. One guy has been suspended 16 times for kicking **** into ne one he can. They all sit around outside JD sports smoking. Then, […]
Sittingbourne.Kent
Otherwise known as Shittingbourne the wonderful **** ******** town is home to some of the nicest people who unfortunatly live in such a friendly area. the increasing number of our fellow kind are being seduced and converted by the contagious and interbreeding disease that is chavidom.the commonly known “******” are well known around the town. […]
Richmond
Townies, Kevs, ****** ***** and Tea Leafs.. all in Pitcher & Piano or Slug & lettuceRichmond… what can one say about this hive of bacchanalian debauchery? What was once a beautiful riverside suburban town is now being overrun by *****, ****** and spides. They seem to populate the pubs and bars (that used to be […]
