Havant, near Pompey, and you may as well include Leigh park in that as they’ve merged into ****-central. Wanna buy some bling, gotta get a sovereign ring ?, Well Havant is your place, secondhand jewellers and pawn shops are the most common shops there. Wanna eat ? McDonalds is your place. Wanna fight ? Pick […]
Category: South East
The worst places to live in South East England
Tonbridge: where ***** and toffs come face-to-face
Sat merrily on the River Medway, this is the town that spawned Royal Tunbridge Wells – itself a new town built in the style of Milton Keynes on the site of some polluted stream in 1958. However, worryingly Tonbridge too has a bit of a **** problem. This despite an influx of young non-***** moving […]
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Crawley
I was relieved to see that this southern gem (affectionately referred to as “the armpit of the south”) was not overlooked by your site, but am perplexed as to why the person writing the article would neglect to mention the accolades Crawley has gained. While most ***** consider a fight to be anything ranging from […]
Redhill
I must have done something pretty ghastly in a previous life because, having survived three years working in the ****-ridden cesspit that is Croydon I am now commuting 90 minutes each way every ******* day to the ****-ridden cesspit that is Redhill. Set in otherwise passable countryside, Redhill is a festering sewer of a town. […]
Bexhill, East Sussex
This town is so bad I moved to another **** hotspot, Keighley, West Yorkshire. It used to be said that the Cinque Port Towns were full of old biddies and old money. This is still true but to a much lesser extent, because as there is no real employment there, the only two options are […]
Bracknell is a dump… need i say more?
Where do i start? Bracknell, the home of *****, ranging from the hideous town centre to the sprawled council estates which make up this no.1 chavspot. I don’t know if many of you know bracknell, but it’s situated in the royal county of Berkshire located near the affluent areas of Wokingham and Windsor. Bracknell is […]
Wallington, Surrey
Nestled peacefully between **** paradises of Sutton and Croydon, Wallington has heaps of pondlife who lose their way between the two and haven’t got the wit to find their way out again. As the traffic thunders through the main road of Wallington, many delightful young people (who have obviouslky taken ages getting themselves dressed – […]
Chichester
More often known as ‘Shitchester’, this has to be one of the weirdest places to live. Here the ***** sometimes speak with plums in their mouths but still get their leggings, sportsgear etc at hargreaves sports. They like to pick on anyone with an education, who wasn’t born in the town, or who is not […]
Sutton
I really can’t believe that Sutton hasn’t yet been included before on this site! But then again, seeing as the place is ******** with trackie-bottom wearing no-marks, perhaps there are not many in this sarf London backwater that are too unhappy with chavdom! Let’s start at the bottom of the barrel … or Matalan as […]
Ashford, Kent
Ashford town is an epicentre of **** activity. It is going to be near impossible for me to sum up the sheer ‘*********’ of this scab on the sweaty hairy back of Kent, but hey-i’ll give it a shot. I’ve lived in Ashford for all 23 years of my life and have been a first-hand […]
Reading (Plebbing)- A drinking ****’s wet dream!
I once saw Reading described as “A town set in amongst the rolling green hills of the Thames Valley, with the River Thames nestling its way through nearby Caversham.” Anyone from Reading knows this is complete rubbish. If you wish to visit this town, I would suggest you read my view on my hometown. It […]
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Eastleigh
Eastleigh sits on the northmost border of Southampton and is the **** capital of England. Twinned with Chavville USA, Eastleigh is a true armpit of a town! Regular coach trips to the twin town were set up but then cancelled until someone could work out why the bus kept sinking. The usual array of crack […]
