Royal Tunbridge Wells, elegant Regency town with the world famous Pantiles…………………..and home to an ever growing band of dirty ******* ******: More accurately, the High Brooms and Silverdale areas of Tunbridge Wells, as the cider drinking hoodie clad ***** couldn’t afford to live in TW town centre, plus there are no council houses in the […]
Category: South East
The worst places to live in South East England
Seaford, East Sussex
Seaford is the end of the line, literally. It’s the British rail station where the train goes back the other way when it has dumped its scraggy ***** into this poor excuse of a town. It’s almost as if even British Rail haven’t got the balls to venture any further into the type of town […]
Lancing, West Sussex
A good lancing is what the *********** of ***** in this place deserve. With the exception of the northern parts of Lancing, this is a mecca for *****. Think 13 year old single mothers with accents that would seem coarse in Romford. Think groups of kids in Reebok Classics and baseball caps booting footballs at […]
Bracknell
I’ve lived in and around Bracknell for longer than I care to mention and therefore have had to put up with the filthy **** underclass for a long time. I remember the pathetic thick skulled twats at Brakenhale (Brakenfail) all turning up on their brand new sports mopeds. Up to their eyes in HP and […]
Bluewater
Not technically a town but a large shopping mall in the heart of North East Kent, this still deserves an entry because it is surely the most ****-******** place on the face of the earth. Bluewater attracts the burberry-clad hordes not only from nearby Dartford and Gravesend but also from Medway, South East London and […]
Chavtham (chatham)
Watcha Bazza! Welcome the local social freak show, the one and only place to see top **** ****. Never fear you won’t miss out, as with all ******, they will never be leaving your local benches. This delightful species of man can be found regularly *******, or shall I say ‘cotchin’ outside either Macky D’s, […]
Folkestone in Kent
Folkestone is (or rather was) a quaint little town by the english channel. As if it wasn’t bad enough having to live with the faint smell of France wafting across the channel, it has now become the home of a rare breed of ****, the middle class ****. The further north you travel, the less […]
Crawley, West Sussex (as if there’s another…)
OK, someone asked me on a list a few days back why I hated living in Crawley, so I thought I’d publish it here: After putting up with them for years, I’m making a stand against “townies”* and their apathy, I’ll start next month sometime, probably… :p It’s a subject that’s close to my heart, […]
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Staines,
Staines is the spiritual home of Ali G and it really does seem that the locals have taken to this role model with pride. Unfortunately, they have overlooked the fact that he was laughing AT *****, not with them. Staines is the loser in this equation. The town planners have been fighting a losing battle […]
Mitcham, 85% of businesses are fast food joints, kebab & fried chicken shops
Mitcham is situated on the border of “Saaaaaaarf” London and Surrey. It is situated in close proximity to Streatham, Croydon, Tooting, Wimbledon and Sutton. Mitcham used to be a half-decent little town with reasonable local shops and a very pretty cricket green area. Unfortunately Mitcham has been forever blighted by the dramatic increase in housing […]
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Camberley : Enter at your own risk!!!
Like many other areas across the UK, Camberley has now officially been infected by a very strong case of plebitus. You cannot go anywhere in Camberley without seeing some form of evidence, be it ‘shaz 4 daz’ scratched on a lamp post or a **** and his ****** ‘brovs’ almost running you down in a […]
Medway – Breaking News
Strictly speaking, not a town, but a raggle-taggle group of towns that are the heart of Chavdom. Local papers have this week reported that the Medway towns are suffering from their worst *********** of ***** for many years. They put it down to recent warmer winters leading to heightened ********** amongst the **** community. Apparently, […]
