Like Bluewater (but without its inherent quality) Hempsted Valley is a **** fest of a shopping centre that lurks between Rainham and Gillingham with easy links to the Medway capital of **** – Chavtham. Those unable to mug or steal the train fair to Bluewater descend on Hempsted valley and are seldom alone. In a […]
Category: South East
The worst places to live in South East England
Burgess Hill: small hole of the *****
ok, so i live in a **** town, this place is **** city. i had brown sauce thrown on me just cos i dress in aviator sunglasses and wear a mod jacket. Everyone in this town is ******** (but not me!) They hang around near block buster and at regular intervals they try to nick […]
Abingdon, Oxon
Abingdon, the precinct, Saturday Morning. If you want to go ****-hunting, this is the place to go… Step over the drunken **** bodies left over from the night before outside Stickies (otherwise known as Strattons, Abingdon’s only nightclub), shoulder-charge your way past the ChavMums (13 year old single parents pushing their goblin-faced children around in […]
Brentford
Never mind bumfights, for chavfights come to the waterside gardens of sunny Brentford, home of Brentford FC and more burberry caps than are strictly necessary…. Brentford, Middlesex, is a riverside town well known for its Arts Centre, a football team, a number of pubs, a legendary Griffin, and being the former home of the writer […]
Margate has its charms, but it’s also…
Margate has its charms (beautiful weather and a nice beach), but it’s also **** Central. Margate **** haunts include McDonald’s, KFC and Yates’ Wine Lodge, which is the preferred watering hole to get pissed in before moving on to one of the local clubs. Sheldons at the top of Margate high street is also another […]
Margate
Margate has its charms (beautiful weather and a nice beach), but it’s also **** Central. Margate **** haunts include McDonald’s, KFC and Yates’ Wine Lodge, which is the preferred watering hole to get pissed in before moving on to one of the local clubs. During the summer (especially bank holidays), local ***** mingle with their […]
Chatham….yet again.
yet again the origin home town of the ****. Where their o so classy and rather distinctive fashion sense and what they think is “wiked”…”innit” is actually seen as normal?!(ill never understand that..thankfully!) and where suddenly a baby is seen as a excelent pulling technique because of corse why didnt us sane people realise! blokes […]
Eastleigh, an armpit of a town
Ok, so Eastleigh is by no means the worst places in Britain (I’m thinking it’s possibly Paulsgrove, Portsmouth) but it is well worth a mention if only for the ‘**** per square mile ratio’; Beastleigh is comparatively small to that of neighbouring Southampton, but it stands brimming proudly with all that is ****, clutching to […]
Morden
I can’t believe there’s no entry on this site for Morden. Let me enlighten you…… Morden, Surrey is situated at the end of the Northern Line and is but a short drive in a souped-up Nova from the **** strongholds of Sutton (AKA Slutton) and Mitcham. The filthy ***** of Morden congregate in the main […]
Aylesbury
Aylesbury; One time quiet market town and home to the venerable John Hampden. Today however Aylesbury is a **** ******** concrete dump with a probable average citizen IQ of 17. The local ***** seem to have grown exponentially in population during the last couple of years, probably owing to the fact that most of them […]
Brighton
Well guys, sorry to disappoint any pretentious wannabe Brightonians out there but… Brighton is a Grade ‘A’ s**thole! I’ve been studying in what I first found to be a charming seaside town, full of exchange students and wonderfully intelligent people with ideas to share on life and a high percentage of witty, stimulating conversationalists… then… […]
Southampton
I have just returned from the West Quay shopping Centre in Southampton and felt that I must write to give comment on the atrocious scenes I witnessed. West Quay seems to be some kind of shrine to all that is ****. Arriving at 10 am I parked in Podium car park number 1 and was […]
