Situated around 10 miles from the infamous ***** retreat known as Leigh Park, lies the small town of Petersfield. Not renowned for its ***** but should be given its notification. The starting place for these “humans” is the town square. Three pubs and a couple of off-licenses provides the ***** with alcoholic beverages and food. […]
Category: South East
The worst places to live in South East England
Thatcham – Home of the dump valve
Thatcham. A town full of ****** sh*t kickers who hang around in the Broadway (original Broadway, copied by NYC) and a skate park. They walk, ney swagger around in fake burberry caps (or duberry as its fake) and **** lacoste trainers. Being a mouthy little gob ***** bling wearing tw@t is mandatory and having the […]
Worthing
Well well…. another normal night in Worthing for me. my train pulls into Worthing train station and I am presented with a 10 pound penalty fare for not having a ticket so I pay the cost of my journey and put the fine in my pocket. On my departure of Worthing train station I try […]
Deal, less ****-******** than most
Deal is holding out bravely but not exempt from the breed. The Strand, a disco-pub, is their chief temple and the Deck their main night haunt now that the truly terrifying Alby’s has closed. But there are enclaves where they can be avoided. Try The Admiral Penn, The King’s Head, and Rivals, an over-30s club […]
Maidstone Town Centre
Maidstone has become a **** invested hole from which there is seemingly no escape (mainly because every town in the UK is the same). Just walk down Week Street towards the High Street and you will see an endless line of hoodies and baseball caps just inside the entrance to Burger King sheltering from the […]
Sittingbourne: the only small town to have 3 branches of McDonalds
I would like to welcome you to the ‘Fragrant ********’ that is Shitingbourne. Home to a population of about 80% ****, with the rest being made up of grungers/goths/old people. Quite possibly the only town with good transport links to those **** meccas of Shitness on Sea and Chavham, it has the distinction of being […]
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Crawley, the West Sussex Cesspit
Crawley is an outcrop of the Surrey Chavtowns inserted unceremoniously up the backside of West Sussex. A “new town” (ie London dross dump), the highest concentration of **** abodes are in Broadfield and Bewbush, marked by the ancient ***-burned, urine (and god knows what else) stained sofas and leatherette armchairs (not to mention rusty clapped […]
Brighton
As a resident of Brighton and Hove I happened to spend a very relaxing morning perusing the various stores and shops in Brighton’s North Laines the other weekend. It was wonderful mingling with the cosmopolitan crowd that tends to gather in the city, leafing through second hand books, sipping coffee in one of the many […]
Feltham, Middlesex
Have you ever been to Feltham? If you haven’t then don’t even think about it. Feltham in my opinion is one of the worst chaviest places i have ever had the misfortune of visiting. It has all the usual landmarks of a chavtown, ALDI,LIDL,Feltham sports with only every variety of Reebok classics on display with […]
Dartford
If you thought Feltham was bad then visit Dartford in Kent. When i visited there a few times i felt i had to have the security locks on in my car. From what i saw it was one of the most run down places i have ever been too. Most shops were boarded up, the […]
Sunbury (and surrounding area)
Although outwardly fairly pleasant, with houses, offices and shops like many other identikit London suburbs, it is not so much the general architecture which makes Sunbury immediately identifiable as a **** haven (not many ugly tower blocks, fly-overs and graffiti-ridden underpasses), but rather the disproportionate number of ***** themselves that seem to appear out of […]
Redhill. Often talked of as
Surrey is supposed to be one of the most affluent areas in the country. Whoever said that must of completely by-passed Redhill. If you enter Redhill from the station then the first thing you see as you exit the station is the tacky, lurid, blue and red bus station which exhibits a wide range of […]
