Well what can I say. This has to be the **** capital of seaside resorts. Apparently it has won best seaside resort three years running, well all i can say to that is the other seaside resorts must be third world areas. Or maybe they just didn’t visit the others. Or possibly gave the award […]
Category: South East
The worst places to live in South East England
Worthing
I wish to describe to you all the most dangerous and yet exciting time to **** spot / hunt in Worthing. **** SABBATH! (Saturday to the rest of us). Walking through the town centre between 10am and 6pm I am deafened by the clanking of hollow gold plated jewellery as the ********* swan about donning […]
Hythe – the one in Hampshire
Who would have thought a small town on the edge of the New Forest could house an entire gaggle of *****! They are often to be found ******* around outside Waitrose (but would never dare to go inside), spotty pleb boys, fat teenage girls with buggies full of stinking brats, dressed n suitably ‘fashionable’ attire, […]
Crawley
Now, i have read the previous articles on Crawley and feel that they do this ********* town justice. The main thing i would like to add is that i work there, in the great **** magnet that is county mall. What makes this bearable is that i have the good fortune to actually live in […]
Chichester, West Sussex
Well unfortunately i moved here about three years ago. When I first arrived it was tolerable, being a person who listens to heavy and extreme metal and dress appropiately, i never used to get any grief. That was because people who dress like myself over-ruled the **** population. Until now. They hang around the cross […]
Sutton, Surrey
Sutton has been **** heaven for years now. The rude boys and girls can be found ******* outside the St Nicolas shopping centre or being abusive to anyone that wanders into McDonalds (Macedees, to the ****!) Boys, were full **** atire, jeans, baseball caps fake burberry and reebok classics. collars always worn up. In true […]
Ringwood (Ringworm/Ringpiece)
Small town on the way to Bournemouth. Although thought to be on the edge of the New Forest and therefore a wealthy area, the **** element still manages to breed with a vengeance under the noses of the normal townsfolk. Particular hangouts for the Kappa crew are as follows:- Blockbuster car park:- tens of vehicles […]
Newhaven, East Sussex
As you enter Newhaven (from either the ferry, the train or the 712 bus) you are suddenly swamped by *****. They tend to hang around in groups of 5-7 in the day but this increases to about 500 in the night. Most of these ***** live up Gibbon road and each **** has about 20 […]
Whitehawk & Moulsecoomb, Brighton, are third world areas of Sussex
Whitehawk and neighbouring Moulsecoomb are the third world areas of Sussex. There is nothing good that I can say about the ‘Hawkers’. The area is a dive. Hawkers have yet been able to grasp the English language. Instead, everything they say has to end in ‘innit’ or ‘nah, mate’. The little **** kids think they […]
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New Brighton
A seedy ‘holiday’ resort full of crumbling 1920s buildings and crappy neon light **** hovels. The journey from Liverpool to this ‘end of the line’ **** hangout takes approximately twenty minutes and can at times be a nightmare – especially during the school holidays when the ‘trackie in socks brigade’ and their cola rotten-toothed San […]
Guildford
A multitude of ***** from across the social spectrum. A study of the **** capital of the south east. Guildford, Surrey. Nestling in the heart of the commuter belt of middle class england, approx. 30 miles south-west of London. This quiet, historic market town provides sanctuary from the hustle and bustle of daily life in […]
Reading -Whitley Wood
Reading has been featured a couple of times here but there have only been passing mentions of the source of the **** Nile in Reading: Whitley Wood (Wit-lee, or West Reading, if you are not a scumster and own a house in that area). Reading would be a tolerable town were it not for the […]
