It is with deep regret that I have come to the end of a contract that involved signing people on at my local job centre. For the past nine months I have had the mostly unenviable pleasure of asking the mad, bad and frankly bizarre of Portsmouth whether thay have done ANY work in the […]
Category: South East
The worst places to live in South East England
Claygate
Ah Claygate, once a quiet, sought after village on the Surrey-London border, now home to some of Surrey’s most disgusting *****. In recent years, with the growth of the village’s council estates, Claygate has morphed into a cesspit of vice and vandalism. Of an evening you will usually find the chavlings ******* about ‘down the […]
Reigate, Surrey
Reigate, jewel in the crown of the Surrey Hills market towns, has at last succumbed to the tidal wave of Chavity sweeping our nation. She tried for so long to fend off advances from neighbouring Redhill and Woodhatch (hotbeds of pikiness), but the virus has found a breeding ground in the White Hart (Church Street). […]
Bicester
After nearly being knocked out by the biggest set of hoopy ear rings worn by a 13 year old pregnant ******** pushing a pram (shock) i feel i have to report Bicester as a **** haven. Not that there is much here, however the population of ****’s has exploded they are usually spotted on a […]
Brighton
For every shop in Brighton, there are about 1000 *****. They all hang about at churchill square shopping centre and those tacky arcades which they may as well own as they run amock in them. There is also the ‘Event’ nightclub where they have under 16 night s or whatever they are called, ive never […]
Bordon HANTS
Bordon is the home of SEME and REME, part of the Army. Located about 10-12 miles south of Aldershit. Plenty of *****, and plenty of squaddies….sounds good already. […]
High Wycombe
Nestled in the heart of the quaint greenery of Buckinghamshire’s Chiltern Hills you might expect to find a quaint little village with picket fences, a lush cricket and bowls green and a collection of eccentric but otherwise pleasant locals living in thatched cottages straight from some picture book you were forced to read by your […]
Henley-on-Thames
Oh ****-town, my ****-town… […]
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staines
Of all the towns laying claim to ****-appeal, the miserable peri-urban sprawl of Staines, this architectural blot on the Middlesex landscape, sits head and shoulders above the rest. It is the absolute apex of **** residential aspiration, crammed as it is from end to end with tattooed, burberry-clad knuckle-draggers… the slack-jawed, insolent, gum-chewing and witless […]
Camberley
Welcome to Camberley! You will be able to see the difference from above like black on white. On one half you see the dwellings of the middle and upper class, the teenage girls who get lots of money from ‘daddy’ then goes into town, where instead of buying some holiday clothes, she’ll swiftly proceed the […]
Oxford [Blackbird Leys, Greater leys, Rose hill, Barton, Littlemore]
I cant believe nobody has added this yet. Thats right, the whole south of Oxford is a **** ******** **** hole. Why dont you come to Blackbird Leys and have a lovely look for yourself! watch the 10 year olds steal motorbikes in an attempt to impress their peers and to look “well hard”. Let […]
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