The worst places to live in South East England
The male abode on a Saturday/Sunday is the Council built 3 (multi?) story car park. It doesn’t have a roof. Saturday afternoon is a swell time for spotting the local oiky fish-smelling ******. In the summer if fine, they’ll be on the top floor enjoying the sunny south coast weather, but if it rains they’ll […]
Eastbourne was once a sleepy seaside resort, where the elderly would flock in their thousands to block our beds in the General District Hospital, and eventually die. But, with the introduction of the **** species all of this has changed. No longer are evening walks around the promenade an option. Packs of townies hang out […]
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Situated just outside of London, in Bromley Borough. Hayes is one of the most middle-class areas of Greater London. The Hayes ***** themselves are not troublesome, that is if you excuse their bad English and smelly roll-ups. It is the ***** that are passing through which can provide a problem. Situated in the middle of […]
If you’d like to be chased by plastic irish tinkers, nearly run over by a stolen moped, mobbed by 12 year olds who want ****, walk round the corner and get mobbed again but by the 15 year olds who want alcohol, blink a few times and if your lucky your phone and car keys […]
Farnborough is a small little town in the commuter belt region of Hampshire which is absolutely full of families that work in the neighbouring **** meccas of basingstoke, camberley or bracknell, plus an overspill of squaddies that must have got lost from Aldershot. One of the main reasons there is such a high ****-count in […]
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Welcome to Langney, like the desert in many ways… desolate, hostile, strange creatures (******) are the only inhabitants… yet unlike the desert, ‘LANGNAAAYYY’ is about as beautiful as the shaved **** of dog in season. True, it may not have the greatest **** population, but this isn’t the **** ‘blingin’ hotspot, it’s the **** ‘me […]
Ali G’s hood! An absolute dump of a place. Walking around the High Street will make you want to get a prescription for Prozac. […]
Tilehurst, Emmer Green, Whitley, Woodley […]
I have lived in Reading for 11 years now and my experience of ***** has been wide and frequent. In the ‘Golden Age’ of the Spice Girls, it was ‘cool’ to dress like sporty spice and to my knowledge this was not only acceptable but fashionable. This phase passed and in my young innocence, I […]
We live in Wokingham. We don’t like it….for one reason, and that reason is….PIKES (aka. *****!). Wokingham may not seem too bad for those visiting, but we’re not visitors…oh no we are residents! We both live near the woosehill estate (one of us living right in the middle of it!). Woosehill being one of the […]
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When considering the chaviest town in Britain one name is whispered with reverence above all others. Littlehampton! Or L.A. as it is known (your average ******** cannot pronounce an H if his/her life depended on it) the ****-******** town compliments the ****-******** river nicely. There are some nicer parts of the town but the main […]
He he, what do I say about Woodhatch then, where do I start? ‘That’s so Woodhatch!’ is the usual cry from the Grammar school kids driving around in Daddy’s BMW desperately trying not to stop at the Woodhatch traffic lights so they don’t get their cars jacked up and the hub caps nicked. Back in […]
