Chichester or should i dub it Shitchester is slowly but surely becoming the capital of **** **** in the south. Be sure to watch your back in this place that time forgot, and everything else seems to have forgot. For the Homious Retardious (****) likes to hang out basically anywhere wher they can cause trouble. […]
Category: South East
The worst places to live in South East England
Fareham
Fareham is a Borough with a thriving **** community and there is much for local residents and visitors to see and do regarding Britain’s new ruling class. […]
Wecock Farm
The little sister (or possibly mum, auntie, cousin and step-grandmother) of Portsmouth and Leigh Park. A **** ******** ghetto nestling in the cider bottle and rusty fridge-strewn countryside of the South Downs (recently tuned down as an area of outstanding natural beauty – any connection??). This festering hole was designed as a kind of overflow […]
Reading
Yeah, well, what can I say? I moved to Reading earlier this year and it really is **** Central. I’ve been sailing the Sea of Burberry ever since. Argos and Primark seem to be the quintessential **** locations in Reading, and the Oracle (think Stevenage under a roof) is heaven to them. Even on the […]
Crawley
Welcome to Crawley, soon to be renamed ‘Chavley’ on account of the amount ***** that reside and rule this 1950s prefab hole. Crawley is made up of of several colour coded neighbourhoods (and if you don’t believe me look at the street signs!) where badly built houses are full of ***** whose mockney grandparents were […]
Slough, If the Earth needed an enema, this where they’d insert the tube
If the Earth ever requires an enema, Slough is undoubtedly where the tube will be inserted. Slough also happens to be THE **** Capital of the UK, maybe even the world. Coincidence? For those who have had the good fortune never to visit this hole, let me paint you a picture. As you approach the […]
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Banbury
On entering the ‘Market town’ of Banbury you may be forgiven for thinking that you have entered the land that time (and decency) forgot. The city is appropriate to house so many ***** as it is one of the biggest dumps I have ever had the misfortune to live in. Roaming the streets in the […]
Reading
Caversham…The **** centre of Reading! I am ashamed to admit that i have had the misfortune of living in thishit hole for a year and a half. And although that may not seem long, it is a year and a half i would rather forget! Being a ‘Woodleyite’ myself and being born and raised in […]
pennington (near lymington)
you’re not londerners, you dont sound like londoners and dear god its not clever speaking in a fake london accent………. […]
Bletchley/Milton Keynes
The Land That Taste Forgot. The town that claims it’s a city. The thousand roundabouts on the grid road system all offer up hiding holes (by way of the underpass) for the young **** to seek some shelter for the purpose of skinning up or pushing their loved ones around in abandoned shopping trolleys. The […]
Lancing- Boundstone Communtiy College
Looking in the **** ridden town of Lancing, you couldn’t think of any form of haven, and, minus the northern part, which I hear those ***** have sometimes managed to break into, there is nowhere safe. But, after many scientific and geological surveys, their main hunting ground has been found to be the college, a […]
Sutton alias Slutton
This is truly a hideous place! God, even to bad to describe. The first thing that one notices as you wae out into the highstreet is the sea of baseball caps, nickelson shirts, kappa popups and bling. The high street starts at the top of hill with the trainstation(yuk) and meanders down to the bottom […]
