Basingstoke

Basingstoke – even the name speaks of drudgery, greyness and pollution. I went to 6th form (and worked Saturdays) in the place for several years, and although they’ve tarted up the centre a bit recently, the ***** are still very much alive. It’s a town that has been designed around, and utterly sacrificed on the […]

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Steyning and Beeding

These small villages have great reputations for being quiet country getaways, but this is rapidly changing. Living in Steyning near the high street can be hell. Every friday and saturday night all i can hear is random shouting such as ‘RRRHRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH’ and ‘*******’, it is so pointless and a huge problem, specially being somebody far […]

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Brighton

Ah Brighton, shown on the telly as a great place to be…NOT! Having lived in Brighton all my life and i so agree with everything everyone else has posted about it, i cannot believe they have missed out the friday/sat night ritual on the strip. The strip ( or marine drive) is a long piece […]

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Newbury

Newbury, in the Royal County of Berkshire, yep even royalty have their own ****’s! Britain’s best kept **** secret. This once quite rural town is now a magnet for Chavdom, there are more Citroen Saxo’s with huge exhausts and blacked out windows per capita than any other town in Britain. It came in at the […]

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Uckfield

A small town. Uckfield. My home. And god, I wish it wasn’t. The amount of ****’s is REALLY overwhelming to the normal person, who visit, or heck, even live there, although, non-**** residents, are of late, thin on the ground. The one location we must start with, is the alley beside the school. Every day […]

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Hainault

Hainault, this shabby **** shitpot has got to get a mention, its a great big council **** hole with the delightful parade of shops in mountford way. Its so bad it makes Barkingside look classy. If your reading this you you will know what I mean. It features such favourites as Greggs second only to […]

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St.Albans

I found this site whilst surfing the web. I checked your top 10 first, and then had a quick browse through recent archives. I was pretty suprised that my chavinated town, St. Albans, was not included. I’m a year 11 student, and almost have to fear for my life when im walking to my friends […]

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Banbury: I don’t think I’ve quite got over the culture shock

Is Banbury a nice place to live or is Banbury rough?

Banbury. Surely the home of Chavdom. I lived in West London (Kew) for 20 years and moved here in 2001 – I don’t think I’ve quite got over the culture shock even now. It all starts to go wrong at the railway station where a bunch of ****** lovely Irish travelling folk have set up […]

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Woking

What can I say? Woking has everything that it needs to become **** central… chertsey road (where ALL ****** seem to assemble for some good old fashioned underage drinking), the big craphole (fun fun fun for all the family, except if you aren’t wearing tracksuit bottoms) and TK Maxx with the recently deceased madhouse. The […]

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