‘Farncombe’ means in old-english “fern valley” or, basically, “bog” and is the deformed neighbour of Godalming in Surrey. Why it was built is a mystery to many but it appears to have been largely constructed between the 1940’s and 1950’s. A warren of “Ovals” and “Closes”…dead ends with no pavements a roundabout too small to […]
Category: South East
The worst places to live in South East England
Hastings: Rundown arcades and deprivation
Let me take you on a guided tour of Hastings, we’ll start from the train station: Hastings station has recently been rebuilt from a shabby, run down, horror of a building. Into a super ‘high tech’ glass structure. Not certain why the building needs to be so huge. Alighting from the train one can see […]
Gravesend
Y DO YOUZ LOT BOVA MAKIN UP A ***** SITE JST 2 BAD MOUF *****! DER ENT EVEN NEFIN RNG WID US, ITZ ***** PRIKZ LYK U LOT HU GOEZ RND CHATTIN **** GIVIN US A BAD NAME! SERIUSLY ENT NUN OV YA GT NEFIN BETA 2 DO DEN BAD MOUF CHAVZ. TRUST THO IF […]
Sidley: a dingleberry on Bexhill’s backside
Sidley is a dingleberry ******* off Bexhill’s backside. Just hop on the horrible bus from Eastbourne or Hastings and you’ll find yourself in Heaven. The lively town centre boasts a Co-op, two hairdressers, a Danny’s Discount Store, two pubs, a garage, and an off-licence. Oh, and a SureStart centre where inhabitants can learn how to […]
Uxbridge
Well what can i say, they’ve taken over, the townies/chavsters now rule the once quiet little town of Uxbridge. They gather (in a similar, well exact actually, fashion to flys around a steaming pile of you know what) around several specific “wicked hang out joints” which include the ****** jewellery stores, the **** section of […]
Seaford, two words to sum up the town.. SH*T HOLE
Well… Seaford…2 words to sum up the town.. **** HOLE. Unfortunately i have the pleasure of living in this poor excuse of a town. This town has a resident population of about 1500 ****’s all attending the local in ‘special measures’ high school. ‘special measures’ says it all doesn’t it? (please note there are some […]
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Basingstoke
Aka Amazingstoke because you really are amazed by the amount of ***** ***** there are. They seemed to start ******* around in the late 90s and yes you’ve guessed it they’ve been breeding since – Argh! The teenage mothers can be seen generally pushing their buggies into the back of your ankles in the shopping […]
Marchwood (Near southampton)
Ok now i’ve lived in marchwood all 18 years of my life. Marchwood was a quiet, green and seriously under populated place, you could walk to the shops and you would see people you knew and know they would say hi. One day I walked to the shops, I think it was when the year […]
Crawley
Well, where do I begin? Crawley is the number one in the UK for pregnancy, with all the ********* having a *** and a shag every other night, usually at the back of McDonalds, or if they have a little more class, down the local co-op. As the burbery clan stroll down the street in […]
Royal Tunbridge Wells
The Tranquil Spa Town set in the garden of England, visit the town renowend for its famous spa and georgian Architecture. That it seems was a long time ago, the town if now full of Burberry capped, tracksuited, reebock classic wearing pissants! All doing the same thing as the seem to do ALL OVER THE […]
Erith (inc. Slade Green)
Have YOU ever visited the ****-Hole known as Erith? You have? Great! Then, need I say any more?!!! This place epitimises the word ****. Now I am in no way posh or stuck up but Erith and the surrounding ****-burbs (such as Slade Green, Northumberland Heath and Belvedere) make me feel physically sick as I […]
Blackbird Leys
Blackbird Leys is the epicentre of **** ****. As a kiwi backpacker I had the privilage of living there for almost a year for my staff accommadation! Our next door neighbour was and still is a complete ********. Only 19 years old and already with child. She had numerous male friends who used to seem […]
