Chatham…as many other sane people have said, is the heart of the **** world. its like disneyland for them. if incest wasnt the case ***** would not have ever come about and our lands would be free of there termoil and there sposed ability of being “streetwise”….whatever thats meant to mean :S. oh they are […]
Category: South East
The worst places to live in South East England
**** town Reading
I’ve lived in Reading for 16 years, lived in 3 different areas and have seen many *****. many of the ***** i no hang out anywhere where possibe ‘beef’ is, but not where people who actually are harder than them are though. u can tell when ***** arrive when ur out, the mopeds/peds speed up […]
Reading and environs
Reading has been a breeding ground for ***** and similar ****** peasants for many years. Even in the village I lived in for 19 years on the outskirts, the sportswearing, gold chain loving, gel-slicked, ignorant and smelly species festered. So, from the west – Tilehurst: a glorious citadel of chavdom. Surrounded on all sides by […]
Chatham
Better known as “Chavham”, the correct **** pronounciation of this Kentish town is “Chaa-aam” as the local **** redidents are unable to sound the “h” and “t” sounds. The highstreet features many “quality” stalls on which the ***** and ********* can purchase all their “bling” and “gear”. The town also boasts a Primark, QS, Half […]
BROMLEY
Bromley, Kent. Home of the insurance company which made popular the nodding dogs. Says it all. To most civilised people it’s an utter sh*t hole, but to the kings and princesses of **** it is paradise. Once there was a House of Fraser, now there stands a TK Maxx. If the souped up ****-mobile ain’t […]
Milton Keynes
Our city is full of *****. Not only are they outsmarted by gardening tools they hang out in the strangest places. In MK i estimate that we have no less than 150 underpass’s linking all of the estates together. They are usually full of shopping trolly’s and rubbish, the perfect place for tramps to live […]
brighton, churchill square
ah yes churchill square, home of the Too Messy Crew yea want to know something i was apart of this crew a few years back, and i know them all mostly (although we never speak cos we hate eachother) yes at night its there roaming spot, it used to be down by the king alfred […]
chatham
chatham was named and shamed in the daily mail as the land where all pikeyscum originaited. its like a walking talking sexually transmitted disease here. Chatham is the chavland its self, you cant walk three steps outside your front council estate door without seeing at least four, all sporting “****” a bottle of white lighting […]
park Farm ( AShford)
THEre is a big complex called park farm in ashford kent there is a tesco and 1 park for about 30,000 house’s with this the people that sold the houses to young couples with 10 year old brats, lived there at first….. now 4 years later there are about 1000 ***** in this place all […]
Sutton
I live about 10 minutes from this God-forsaken pit of a town and to visit it is to find yourself trapped in a **** version of ‘village of the damned’. It is surrounded by a one-way system seemingly designed to stop anybody unfortunate enough to find their way in actually escaping, rather like flies in […]
Cahn-ab-bree (Canterbury)
I am, it would seem, fated to live wherever the ***** congregate. Though judging by this site, that’s most of the world. I wonder when the first space-**** will be reported? In any case, my sorry tale began in Sidcup (it wasn’t half as bad when I lived there) then there was Canterbury, and I […]
Dartford
When I first visited this site, I was amazed and shocked to see that Dartford had not been included in **** towns. Dartford is the epitome of all things ****. To witness the ***** in their natural environment, it would be a good idea to pop down Dartford on a Tuesday morning (When they collect […]
