My ****-o-meter starts to smoke when I enter the town. On a Tue (market day) it blows up. For a small town it has a huge ****** count. I would feel more safer in Iraq than Alton on market day. The ***** head for the market to buy ten thousand bags of cheese ‘n’ onion […]
Category: South East
The worst places to live in South East England
Headley Down
Well this town WAS quite a nice place once upon a time I hear… But not anymore!! It seems to be overrun with *****/*********! Ok so they aren’t as cheap as the Bordon **** gang but they’re still *****! I think the reason theres so many is because they’ve been breeding in the council estate […]
cosham
Cosham is one of the main breeding and social gathering spots for which the majority of ***** hang out. It mainly consists of well known pathetic **** groups such as the “Bucket Crew” etc… The highstreet is a well known socail gathering spots for ***** of all ages where the local law enforcemet come and […]
Henley-on-Thames
The **** *********** of Henley is coming into full swing with drunk ***** blocking the roads. […]
Redhill-I hate it
It’s been a couple of months since anyone’s done this place. I’ve been working here for 2 and a bit years. I’d previously worked in croydon for nearly 4 years, hated it, thought Redhill might be a nice, peaceful change of scenery. Images of a green, picturesque Middle England market sprung to mind. ****, was […]
Shenfield [ammended]
Old Shenfield is exactly what it says on the tin: it is comprised of respectable middle-class housing dating from late-Victorian to the inter-war period, with some recent modern-day additions. Shenfield Park is also middle-class, but has a larger presence of terraces and 1970s semis. Nothing wrong with that, because it is a nice area. However, […]
Twydall Estate, Gillingham: a delightful place to visit, but not on your own
Twydall is located between the towns of Gillingham and Rainham and is a delightful place to visit, but not when you’re on your own. It has an extremely large population of ****’s who believe in the old adage of ‘strength in numbers’ and ‘a life without a bottle of white lightening and a *** is […]
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Abingdon
Seven miles and many, many collective IQ points South of Oxford, this shabby former wool and beer town is now solely renowned for an annual ritual a bit like zoological feeding time only with less social graces and hygiene (to cut a short, pointless story shorter, councillors go up into a tower and chuck buns […]
Chinnor- Rural Middle Class Bliss. Sort of.
A beautiful village (but bigger than Watlington which is classified as a town, thus Chinnor qualifies for inclusion on ChavTowns) surrounded by the rolling Chiltern Hills, surely the Domestos bleach that kills all ***** on contact? Alas, no. My first experience of Chinnor chavdom was when two of these ‘older boys’ (as i recounted to […]
Southampton (Pimple on England’s ****)
Southampton (Chavampton) Pimple on England’s, or should that be Gods, ****. Once described by a major national newspaper as being the “most romantic city in England”. I dread to think what this journalist was smoking, or snorting when he/she wrote that, unless he/she was taking into account the horrendous number of pregnant ********* that plague […]
Sidcup, The Apocalypse is Coming
Thanks to the power of the property ladder, I managed to get out of this hell hole a couple of years ago…but the scars are still visible in my troubled mind. Not only did I spend the majority of my life here, but I still have to go through it on my way home EVERYDAY […]
Addlestone
Well I came across this site and could not believe that Addlestone is not featured more ! Therefore I wish to really put Addlestone on the map. Addlestone town centre consists of one main street, if you want to shop in Addlestone forget it, it has more fast food outlets than any other town I […]
