Seriously.. Compared to alot of ***** these take the complete biscuit of Chavtastic, greasy free living.. Maybe becuase there has to be a Ying and Yang in the world, and Ying being Metallers,Grungers,Skaters, (no Emos thankfully) and a few Gothic’s and the Yang being . There is actaully no black people in leatherhead.. (From what […]
Category: South East
The worst places to live in South East England
Ashford
Testing, testing, ‘ello ladies and gentleman, welcome to Ashford, we are currently goin’ through the highstreet, I apologise for the mass of peugeot 205’s congesting ‘da area, but if you look to the right, you will see the maginificent kwik-save, everyfink’ in the shop is at the lowest value possible, and that’s not only the […]
Bromley
Bromley, the glory hole of the South East of England, the mecca for young ****** who live in the neighbouring areas. They come from miles around, from such exotic locations as Lewisham, Catford, Croydon, Downham, Kidbrooke Estate, Sidcup and Eltham, just to experience the thrills and joys that Bromley has to offer. Bromley high street […]
Totton
Why? What possible purpose can Totton serve? Once deeply proud of its status as England’s largest village, Totton is now renowned for having the ugliest town centre imaginable. A precinct so pitiful even the unbelievably ignorant little **** ******* tend to pass it up in favour of the more salubrious delights of Eling Rec (surely […]
Aldershot.
Once proudly referred to as the ‘Home of The British Army’ now more commonly referred to as the ‘Home to a British army of genetically suspect *****.’ From the Burger King carpark sound offs (from the back of whale-tailed 1.0 Novas) to the ‘designer’ outlet stores – this place really does ooze **** from every […]
Chesham
Chesham – such an idealic town located in the beautiful countryside of Buckinghamshire, prided itself on being voted the counties most beautiful town three years on the trot….now it is the centre of a breeding culture of chavness!! The centre of the ***** lives revolves around one famous fast food outlet…McDs!! they spend their lives […]
Aylesbury
Imagine my delight upon reading the local rag and finding a huge, indignant article about a posting on this website. I am thrilled to find a forum for like minded people, who spend every day in a state of constant amazement at the ever increasing amoeboid mass of **** that slither their way round this […]
Orpington has been growing in recent years to be one of the most chavy areas imaginable.
Orpington has been growing in recent years to be one of the most chavy areas imaginable. God knows where they all come from! Being ****** and all i’d rather not think about it. The high street is a haven for this, maccy d’s, wetherspoons and cheap stella from the local spar or Jet garage… The […]
’emel ‘ empstead , innit
I have travelled extensively during my short existance and i can safely say i have never been anywhere as foul in my life . Lets begin with the town itself. It can be most generously be described using the words ” concrete” and “abortion”. As pointed out in the ’emel gazzette , the **** population […]
Olney
Right, Olney, A little way from Milton Keynes, Central to Bedford, Northampton and the former. Its a lovely little town – quiet, Little England to a tee, and very traditional. However due to its proximity to the above mentioned metropolis’s (and Newport Pagnell) it is becoming overrun with *****, these underage kappa ******** adorn every […]
andover
I’m a pupil at andover’s local secondary school, Winton. Here I am witness to the most horrifying and stupid ***** ever to walk the earth. normally, we wear school uniform, but once in a while they have “civvy” days, where we are allowed to wear what ever the hell we want. Personnaly, I wear what […]
Dorchester
Once considered a ****-free zone, minus the occasional lost **** who fell asleep on the bus or got off the train too early from weymouth (or Weybiza). As soon as the year 2005 came into being, all number of ***** seemed to spawn from such god-forsaken holes as Castle Park, Victoria Park, Old Poundbury and […]
