The worst places to live in South East England
Burger king, Portsmouth cuisine at its best… maybe…read on, for dear reader, I have a (highly amusing) story to tell. Many years ago Burger King on Commercial rd was THE **** hang out. My cousin (a **** herself) used to work there. I once popped in to say hello and the horror was beyond description. […]
Read More… from Portsmouth and the tale of the pissy burgers
I had the pleasure to work for a short while on Lancing Industrial Estate – an area of outstanding natural beauty. When I used to wait at the train station to get my train back to Brighton there would always be a number of teenage ***** ******* around outside th Co-op, but on one occasion […]
Worthing, a feeble and haggard town, a windswept grief-hole, abandoned by hope, prosperity and good taste, a fortress against progress, a place, not only recognizable by its mediocrety, but defined by it. Its brow beaten residents, defeated by life, live from day to day, lottery night to lottery night, giro to giro, vainly clawing at […]
They hang out at the the park from 11AM till about 2AM smoking, drinking, shagging and annoying everyone, the younger ***** will wait outside shops waiting for anyone over 16 so they can ask them if they will buy them ****, you occasionaly see teenage ********* pushing prams with their kids wearing fake burberry, you […]
Horsham is located near Crawley, in between london and brighton. Because of its location, it is torn apart by 2 kinds of teen culture. On 1 side you have ***** that are breeding at an incredible rate (theres a lot of bus shelters in crawley, whcih explains the high teenage pregnancy rate) and infecting Horsham, […]
Littlehampton… ahh the memories. Having only moved to the place when I was 16, I missed a lot of the pre-teen **** activities and groups that may have tainted my life and sucked me under.. I managed to get into the ‘normal’ crowd, but even then the chavity is un-avoidable. Many an evening would be […]
One **** town to rule them all… Welcome to New Ash Green (or “Da NAG” as the locals call it). New Ash Green is a huge housing estate, home to over 6000 people, including 1000 *****. ***** just love to hang around in the slowly disapearing shops (in the centre of new ash green). Another […]
Why has nobody mentioned Swanley? In relative terms, Swanley, is the Manchester United of **** towns. A little while ago, Asda requested that Swanley be re-named Asdaville, since most of its residents are employed there. You can see why. The local comp was one of the lowest ranked schools in the whole country, and for […]
This isn’t quite the land of ***** but it’s not far off it! I lived there for over a year and there were some truly chavish sights to be seen. If they weren’t racing up and down the tiny high street in their “Fast and the Furious” Nova cars, in their Burberry caps, trackie bottoms […]
Reading is covered extensively on this site, but what is missing is the unique history that made Reading, for many years, a national example of excellent **** control until moments of corporation madness and complacency turned it into the dismal national **** magnet it now is. In 1943 a sole German Dornier bomber took some […]
Ah whitehill… I spent the first 6 or 7 years of my life in this place and I swear it wasn’t a **** hole when I lived there!!! Now it seems to be a wonderful breeding ground for *****, ********* and ******! From far far away you can smell the cheap aftershave and the smoke […]
Having visited the time warp that is Battle, I have to sadly report that the main High Street seems to be devoid of any *****. A few sad skaters hang out by the skatepark near the fire station, but as for the rest of the town, it mainly comprises of Froggy Schoolkids on Day trips […]
