New Ash Green is a fairly large village which as little as ten years ago was a fairly peaceful prosperous village.There were the ‘older generation’ of ***** but seeing as I was a young boy back in the day,they left me and my mates alone. Now the place is a pit.The shopping center is home […]
Category: South East
The worst places to live in South East England
Andover, stay away from this abysmal little town
I am at University of Liverpool at the mo, but used to live in what many refer to the ‘******* of the world’, that is Andover. As my family still lives there I have the unfortunate duty of going back there every few months to visit this ****-********, culture-free, hell-hole. The Chantry centre is home […]
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Uckfield
A small town nestled in the countryside in between brighton, tunbridge wells and eastbourne excellent areas for prosective ***** include luxford park, full of fun evening activities such as bottle smashing, vandalsim and underage ***. For the slightly more mature **** homes include the **** and bull pub with switchblades issued on arrival and the […]
If Margate is a spot on England’s ****, Westgate-on-sea is the pus
Margate is a nasty little ******** on the tip of Kent, like a fat spot on England’s ****. As if Margate is not bad enough, it’s connected to loads of surrounding towns that are just as bad. So imagine a city the size of Birmingham with nothing except council estates, a theme park (dreamland) and […]
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Crawley – 18 years
Well, ive lived there for 18 years and i must say that to run about there with a chainsaw and a tommy gun would be the best fun ever, the natives (those from broardfeild and bewbush and so on) are there most ville and primitive things EVER!! all you see is a waist of a […]
Hastings
Walking along a typical pavement, you see the evidence of the beasts they call the ‘****’. along the avenues and sidewalks of Hastings we find the evidence of a serious **** habitat. littered around are empty packs of “Mayfair Tens Mate”, maybe, even “Sov-wins” (Sovereign Cigarettes to normal people)…we are clearly dealing with many sorts […]
Caterham Surrey
Caterham only 10 years ago was a place with little crime, then came the *****, alone with a **** load of cheap housing. Since then the number of crimes has gone up over 200%. The ***** in the suburban hell of Caterham hang out in one of three places: The Village/Skateharm. This place was set […]
maidstone
The Bridge – a strip of road that was previously used by ***** to drive and race their chaved up ***** jippo-mobiles but has since been disused because local residents have complained…I mean, the cheek of it!!!! Also, the Chequers Centre – the jippo-heaven of a shopping centre that seems to breed new-born children, mothered […]
Tadley – **** Central
Oh My God, I can’t believe that Tadley has not been added yet! Ok Tadley is like the little **** sister of Basingstoke, fair enough it has a different father to its **** siblings – Old Basing and Hook, but it still has all the classics that make it such a chavvietown. We have our […]
Reading
Everyone has done such a damn fine job on Reading it is difficult to try and live up to their precedent but I shall do my best. My name says it all, never in my short 21 years on this earth have I been so thoroughly disgusted with a place. I have been to Brooklyn […]
abbots langley
A rural idyll now turned into a heaving river of chavdom. This once cultural oasis that avoided , through sheer determination of style and standards, the pinnacle of chavdon Watford. Sadly Abbots has now miserably sucummed to the worst attributes of the **** nation invasion……. Ill spelt grafitti adorns ancient footpath walls evidence of the […]
wheatley
quite middle/ higher middle class village, until the ***** from nearby south oxford came to our school local secondary school. this place was one of the best schools in the country. (5 years ago) […]
