Also called Nohope as no matter how hard the council try to make it a safer better place to live the ***** **** it all up they ride there gay bikes all around you rarely come across a **** on his or her own as they are like **** weak on their own but in […]
Category: South East
The worst places to live in South East England
dartford temple hill
temple hill “You will never find a more wretched hive of **** and villany, you must be cautious” obi-wan kenobi (Alec Guiness) – star wars 1977 That one quote roughly sums up temple hill There are gangs of **** kids, who in their infinite wisdom feel obligated to cause crime so they can obtain a […]
CRAWLEY
I live in Maidenbower where you’d expect to be safe but alas there is a border, I my self am a 27 y/o Skater bloke love the board… But when you are skating through the street you can smell the change in the air when entering **** territory in Maidenbower the noxious smell of clearasil […]
Chichester
Chichester – Well what can i say? It’s quite frankly invested. You basically take your life in your own hands being different in this place. Burberry cap wearing, “argos bling” incrusted, nonsense talking goons are more common than the postman and i hear more attempted “insults” from them then if i were to take father […]
Basingstoke
basingstoke, also known as blazingstoke (named after the group blazing squad), basingrad (after starlingrad) and many more witty titles that **** could not understand. Know matter where you turn there is always the lingering smell of *****, walk down festival place and after five minutes you’ll be stabbed, burnt with ‘ciggies’ and worst of all […]
Princes Risborough, if you find yourself there just keep driving
Take a classic small English market town in the London commuter belt. Bolt an enormous post-war pre-fab council estate onto the side and fill with ****. That’s Princes Risborough. This estate is so incredibly downmarket they actually had Sky television in the eighties before the dishes came out – it got pumped in by wire […]
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Dover
New Age, the only Night club in Dover, The Eight Bells good old JD spooney given the kiddies a means to an ends, Macey Dees, because ***** need food, and the kebab shops just sell eyebrows. […]
Little Chalfont
little chalfont, a sweet little village close to amersham, only problem is the increasing amount of ***** (kevs, TWATS) in the area. You usually find the ***** (with their *******) ******* out on the bench on the village green, close to the chippy and the wine (booze) shop. Although they mainly come from the council […]
Newbury
Newbury This weekend I went to the cultural mecca of the U.K. that is Newbury, West Berks. What a place, has a Tesco Extra (one’s that sell clothes! wow!) and a department store called Camp Hopson that puts Harvey Nichols to shame! Also, the locals are a unique bunch, youths consist of either shaggy haired […]
Hastings
Penchant for Burberry, Elizabeth Duke and Mackie D’s? Mum on disability, Step-Dad on the dole? Brother in Youth Offenders and little Sister knocked up? Wanna **** up grannies, scare little kids, vandalise bus shelters, intimidate shop staff, laugh at teenagers suitably expressing themselves through alternative fashions and advanced music tastes? If so, we need YOU, […]
Owlsmoor, Sandhurst: enter at your peril!
I can’t believe no-one has added Owlsmoor to the list of **** towns before. Having lived in Sandhurst my whole life, I believe it’s got to be one of the ********* places I’ve ever seen. The row of shops, which are often covered in graffiti, constantly have a group of ***** outside them, covered in […]
dartford
Well where does one begin ***** have destroyed Dartford which was once a culterally rich thriving market town, now it’s a boarded up dump… Dartford ***** only seem to have a few hang-out spots which tend to be: Mcdonalds only because they cant afford burger king or kfc, and the Wimpy is too expensive for […]
