Well lets see now…Gravesend must have been one of the first **** spots in England, excluding Chatham of course. ***** in Gravesend certainly think that they are hard, and unfortunatly, yes, the little ****** Bois do attack people from inside a bin. The ***** like to hand out in the local ‘Pigeon House’on Windmill Hill. […]
Category: South East
The worst places to live in South East England
Herne Bay, a coastal leisure town for pregnant teenagers, junkies & nerks
A coastal leisure town for pregnant teenagers, junkies and nerks. A place where you can wear your display your ASBO with pride! Aaah. Herne Bay. The sign says “Coastal Leisure Town” and lures the unwary traveller in with promises of a beach and other leisure attractions such as a swimming pool and a bandstand. Come […]
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Totton/Calmore – Wannabe *****
Totton is a small village best known for its wednesday market (enough said already?) and now sadly its **** population. For those who dont know Totton is the inbetween point from southampton to fawley, so is confused about what its supposed to be – a village or a town so its over compensated to be […]
Hockley Southend
Hockley really is the rural branch of ***** Southend Ltd but really doesn’t deserve this ever growing identity. It is a well off village with loads of snobby ******** who waste their weekends washing their BMW’s and trotting round the local tennis courts safe in the knowledge their next paycheck will buy their kids another […]
Not exactly a town -Thorpe Park
Thorpe Park- in otherwords the magnet which sucks in any ****/***** from the surrounding **** holes, including staines, feltham, slough etc (which are only **** holes because of the ***** that have ******** these poor helpless areas.) I work there (ashamed to say it, but its close and the moneys ok). But The small area […]
Lancing
South Lancing used to be a haven for ***** when I was at school there. I’m living in London now, and I’ve only once been misfortunate enough to encounter the company of ***** on the 134 bus in the six years I’ve been living here. Lancing is not so bad anymore, but that’s probably because […]
Reading Reading Reading
Reading Reading Reading, where did it all go wrong. After millions of pounds of development and extensive effort the ***** still reign supreme here. […]
Bognor Regis
Bognor Regis, ah yes Bognor Regis. If ever there was a town that deserved the reputation for being the chaviest town in Britain, Bognor should and would be it. Bognor like many other towns has your average *****, young and old…. the young ones who hang outside the local Spar poncing anything they can or […]
Camberley
A particularly unpleasant place to visit on a wet day during the mid-Easter hols, the day I went was sprawling with *****. Being a resident of Crowthorne, recently polled as the ‘second happiest place to live in the UK’ and substantially ****-free, it is surprising that Camberley is only a twenty-five minute bus journey away […]
Crawley, yes it is a sh*t hole
yes it is a **** hole…because of ***** Both my wife and I are from Crawley,escaped it 6 years ago, and agree that it is full of *****. Walking through Tilgate shops, followed by the cry of “oi, geeze, get me ten bennies and i’ll give you the money next time” really brings out the […]
Bognor Regis
Bognor Regis, ah yes Bognor Regis. If ever there was a town that deserved the reputation for being the chaviest town in Britain, Bognor should and would be it. Bognor like many other towns has your average *****, young and old….the young ones who hang outside the local Spar poncing anything they can or getting […]
