a disgusting viale dirty town where all the **** **** bags live terrifiing never ever go there i live there and im telliing you it is horrible im 11 and go to a respectible school called the vale which is in findon but the most disgraceful schools are durington high and worthing high drugs and […]
Category: South East
The worst places to live in South East England
Why Portsmouth Sucks: A List
You may think Portsmouth is a beautiful and historical port with lovely inhabitants. Well let me tell you, nothing could be further from the truth. So here is my definitive list of why Portsmouth sucks: The feral packs of kids the endless bass of the exhausts the no go area that is Guildhall Walk the […]
Edenbridge – Bah
Where the ****’s are pikeyish, and the ****** are worse. All this and more at the local Co-Op store. […]
Paddock Wood
I would like to nominate Paddock Wood. You would be hard pressed to find a **** hole like this anywhere else in the country! The village is dominated by two things and two things only, the station (which reminds me of something out of Shindlers List with lots of depressed commuters waiting for there connection […]
Gravesend
Ah Gravesend…. The spiritual home of the ****. Much has been made about Chatham *****, but I believe that Gravesend is the true birthplace of Chavdom. What can I say about the place – other than it is the haemorhoids on the **** of Britain. Do not go and live there under any circumstances! Unless […]
***** Need To Be Stopped
I have grown up in Rainham for the past 18 years and have witnessed much **** behaviour. I believe I have found the cause of the infection spreading, it is public schools. When I went to school (The Howard school in Gillingham) it was “cool” to be a ****, e.g be as rude as you […]
Horley (Court Lodge Estate)
Horley in Surrey could be a relatively decent place but the proximity of the Court Lodge Estate has ruined it and made the pedestrian precinct virtually a no-go zone at night. ********* occupy the benches by sitting on top of the back-rest and this gives a remarkable view of the cheap thongs they wear. The […]
Redhill
Thanks to the rouch Council estates that surround that hell-hole they call Redhill it is a paradise for ****-watching. In particular underneath the Library/Theatre at weekends. ***** gather there in full regalia – lots of cheap Bling, girls with hair scraped back and put into a bun or scrunchy, short jogging pants and white trainers […]
Gravesend
All the ***** in Gravesend are complete twats! The love to hang out outside Muckdonalds or down the prom. They can’t afford Burberry (not even fake) and love to drink White Lightning and Wife Beater until they start a fight with each other or some poor defenseless 12 year olds! I have a gang of […]
Waterlooville
A stones throw across the motorway from leigh park; Waterlooville is the place to bask in middle class snobbery. As with most suburban towns it’s full mostly of smelly old people and well off identical middle aged [UNEMPLOYED!!!] mothers with their children by day. Oh joy. Life round here is so predictable. The youth are […]
Erith – an update
Since my original post, Erith now boasts a brand new £25 million redeveloped shopping centre. All, however is not good…… […]
Brighton, London Rd, thieving, drunken, drug-addicted central is where I work
London Road, thieving, drunken, drug-addicted **** central is where I work, in one of the shops. We get more **** **** in the shop than we do ordinary customers, and it’s always the same story. They come in to steal alcohol, meat and some non-food items. The booze they nick to drink and the other […]
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