worthing

a disgusting viale dirty town where all the **** **** bags live terrifiing never ever go there i live there and im telliing you it is horrible im 11 and go to a respectible school called the vale which is in findon but the most disgraceful schools are durington high and worthing high drugs and […]

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Why Portsmouth Sucks: A List

Is Portsmouth a nice place to live or is Portsmouth rough?

You may think Portsmouth is a beautiful and historical port with lovely inhabitants. Well let me tell you, nothing could be further from the truth. So here is my definitive list of why Portsmouth sucks: The feral packs of kids the endless bass of the exhausts the no go area that is Guildhall Walk the […]

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Gravesend

Ah Gravesend…. The spiritual home of the ****. Much has been made about Chatham *****, but I believe that Gravesend is the true birthplace of Chavdom. What can I say about the place – other than it is the haemorhoids on the **** of Britain. Do not go and live there under any circumstances! Unless […]

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Redhill

Thanks to the rouch Council estates that surround that hell-hole they call Redhill it is a paradise for ****-watching. In particular underneath the Library/Theatre at weekends. ***** gather there in full regalia – lots of cheap Bling, girls with hair scraped back and put into a bun or scrunchy, short jogging pants and white trainers […]

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Gravesend

All the ***** in Gravesend are complete twats! The love to hang out outside Muckdonalds or down the prom. They can’t afford Burberry (not even fake) and love to drink White Lightning and Wife Beater until they start a fight with each other or some poor defenseless 12 year olds! I have a gang of […]

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Waterlooville

A stones throw across the motorway from leigh park; Waterlooville is the place to bask in middle class snobbery. As with most suburban towns it’s full mostly of smelly old people and well off identical middle aged [UNEMPLOYED!!!] mothers with their children by day. Oh joy. Life round here is so predictable. The youth are […]

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Brighton, London Rd, thieving, drunken, drug-addicted central is where I work

Is Brighton a nice place to live or is Brighton rough?

London Road, thieving, drunken, drug-addicted **** central is where I work, in one of the shops. We get more **** **** in the shop than we do ordinary customers, and it’s always the same story. They come in to steal alcohol, meat and some non-food items. The booze they nick to drink and the other […]

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