Basingstoke

OK, it’s been said before, but this place is crawling with **** ****. It has become the favourite pastime of the ******** to breed with as many ***** as possible, thus enabling large 4 bedroom houses and £40+ K a year tax free and without lifting a finger. Clearasil products fly off the shelves, in […]

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Southampton

There is a car park opposite Mcdonalds (surprise surprise) where a bunch of ***** has been meeting for several nights now. The first I drove past, a row of chavmobiles, complete with spoilers and neon lights were parked in a line, and they were all standing, eating their fast food and discussing trisha or whatever. […]

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Chertsey

Chertsey, a small, quiet town, nice areas do exist, and some areas are quite up market BUT….behind every corner, in every crevise, lurks a bad taste, a bad odour, something unpleasant and frightening. Behold, the chertsey massive; spreading like fatal disease, an infection multiplying at tremendous rates. After dark they come out and lurk at […]

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carshalton

Am I the only person who lives here whose not a ****?!? You may think its a step upwards from the volatile Mitchum hoodrat crews, but belive me, carshalton ***** have to be some of the most ******, mentally sub-standard human beings in south east, maybe all of England. i’m talking trisha standards here. now […]

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Worthing

Worthing, west sussex. **** central. i live in worthing and have done all my life. i have had to cope with these people for the last 18 years. ***** seem to think that having fun is ******* around McDonalds on a friday or saturday night, drinking white lightning and smirnoff ice. ha ha ha. they […]

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Gravesend

Welcome to Gravesend. Set on the banks of the River Thames, Gravesend is a beautiful, cultural town which has everything to offer its residents and visitors. Gravesend is proper nice innit. Visitors should be aware that Gravesend follows a strict dress code. Given the apparent 24hour sunlight, residents have evolved into wearing a baseball cap […]

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