OK, it’s been said before, but this place is crawling with **** ****. It has become the favourite pastime of the ******** to breed with as many ***** as possible, thus enabling large 4 bedroom houses and £40+ K a year tax free and without lifting a finger. Clearasil products fly off the shelves, in […]
Category: South East
The worst places to live in South East England
Thanet (Ramsgate & Margate mainly)
Southampton
There is a car park opposite Mcdonalds (surprise surprise) where a bunch of ***** has been meeting for several nights now. The first I drove past, a row of chavmobiles, complete with spoilers and neon lights were parked in a line, and they were all standing, eating their fast food and discussing trisha or whatever. […]
Chertsey
Chertsey, a small, quiet town, nice areas do exist, and some areas are quite up market BUT….behind every corner, in every crevise, lurks a bad taste, a bad odour, something unpleasant and frightening. Behold, the chertsey massive; spreading like fatal disease, an infection multiplying at tremendous rates. After dark they come out and lurk at […]
carshalton
Am I the only person who lives here whose not a ****?!? You may think its a step upwards from the volatile Mitchum hoodrat crews, but belive me, carshalton ***** have to be some of the most ******, mentally sub-standard human beings in south east, maybe all of England. i’m talking trisha standards here. now […]
Purbrook (Heath, Widley & Crookorn)
Purbrook is situated on the outskirts of Waterlooville and over the last 5-6 years there has been a rise in the **** population. This is due to the increase of broken condoms and females getting up the duff so they can live on the genuine tax payers. The actual Purbrook **** population usually populates from […]
Ramsgate – repulsive and ********
Sometimes i work on the market with someone i know (as a personal favour to him). Being on a friday, this market is often used as a walkway towards the nearby Clarendon House secondary school. So anyway, one day, i was there at the stall putting things out on display at about 8 o clock, […]
Buckhursthill
Ahhhhh the golden triangle…. the ultimate in Chavsville the ***** that all ***** aspire to be like when they grow up ! […]
Worthing
Worthing, west sussex. **** central. i live in worthing and have done all my life. i have had to cope with these people for the last 18 years. ***** seem to think that having fun is ******* around McDonalds on a friday or saturday night, drinking white lightning and smirnoff ice. ha ha ha. they […]
Gravesend
Welcome to Gravesend. Set on the banks of the River Thames, Gravesend is a beautiful, cultural town which has everything to offer its residents and visitors. Gravesend is proper nice innit. Visitors should be aware that Gravesend follows a strict dress code. Given the apparent 24hour sunlight, residents have evolved into wearing a baseball cap […]
Sandwich (White-lightning Weirdos!)
Sandwich, a quaint little town situated on the east kent coast. A town approximately 1 square mile in size, a former port town, with a lot of history. But the history is still coming! Just a few weeks prior to this, there was a car dumped by some nearby garages by a group of ***** […]
Leigh Park (near Portsmouth)
Officially, the largest council estate in Europe, it’s the Chaviest of **** Towns (well ok apart from Paulsgrove (see separate entry under “Pizza bikes –the theft of”) – Leigh Park. […]