The worst places to live in South East England
Sidley is distgusting it has to be said, there is only one other story on Sidley and it is included on the Hastings category, (Check those stories out by the way) But i believe that Sidley deserves a much bigger appraisal! =Firstly and simply enough it is a **** hole. The prime example of **** […]
Read More… from Bexhill-on-sea (Sidley, they hatch and breed…)
Redhill is an incestuous breeding ground for God’s mistakes. Sterilising the population of redhill has always been on my mind, but I’m sure the crafty buggers would find a way round it. These little ******* could get a brick pregnant! This kind of fertility should have not been wasted on the filth that reside in […]
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Ah, Lancing, the in-bred town of ******. Beside having the inability to park a car unless opposite another vehicle, completely blocking the road, there are lots of things going on in Lancing. Like the Mothers Meetings outside Freshbrook school. I mean, like they havent got loads of other things to do. Washing? Ironing? Cleaning? Oh […]
Godalming is a gathering place for the local ****** who either pub crawl or booze it up on the streets. ***** wander godalming iching for a fight, hunting down the easiest target. They hurl abuse across Godalming in hope it will spark a fight. At the end of the evening they pick up a fellow […]
Ah, Folkestone. That’s right – with an e. In fact, 2 -one in the middle, one on the end. So there you go – e’s, draw, you name it the ***** are on it. Bruv. The most obvious thing to say about the **** culture in Folkestone is to point you in the direction of […]
Saltdean would to a tourist seem to be decent place but if you were to walk through the park you could come across *****. after buying drink and shotting it they can become quite loud. You can identify a **** by looking at them and if they have their football socks tucked in to their […]
“Hooded tops, baseball caps and swearing have been outlawed at Bluewater shopping centre in Kent as part of a crackdown on anti-social behaviour. The retail and leisure complex is bringing in a zero-tolerance approach to intimidating conduct.” – BBC News 11/5/2005 Oh yes, it’s true; despite being found in the midst of the great “Norf […]
Seems to me that Reading is the capital of chavdom with only Hemel seemingly worse. The area i am moving from (Tilehurst) has ***** a plenty scabbing round the off licence and round the bins. I even found the mail plundered from the postbox and scattered around. So much so i am selling up after […]
The main focus point of this dreary, one-horse town is the fabled “Twydall Shops”. This concrete mess of a town contains more ***** per head than the legendary Chatham Town centre (trust me, I’ve lived in the Medway towns for all of my life…). The shops themselves are a sight to be seen. The small […]
Jesus Christ when Alistair Crowely cursed Hastings, he really meant it! Having the misfortune to being a Buchanan baby (Hastings born and bred) I feel I have to voice an opinion on the ******** of the south east. Not only is this place overrun with local ***** year round, but during the summer months it […]
Read More… from Hastings (aaastinggsss as it is locally named)
Nowhere is safe from the ever-expanding **** army. Tenterden is a picturesque market town largely populated by yummy mummies (don’t get me started…), tory-voting blue rinsers and arrogant upper middle class ‘profesionals’ wasting their lives on the daily commute to their tedious office jobs in London or the nearby towns like Tonbridge, maidstone and Ashford. […]
There isn’t just one place, where the ***** hang out here – they are literally everywhere!!!! At the train station, park, shops EVERYWHERE….you can’t get away from them. My friends and I were just sitting waiting for the train and a group of mini-***** (they must have been about 10 or 11) started swearing at […]
