The worst places to live in South East England
Just so you know the exact location of this s**t-hole (And can therefore avoid it) Witney is in the South/west Midlands – Many a year ago it was even considered to be in the South East, but got so chavy we were kicked out by our posh neighbours. A common misinterpretation is that we are […]
Read More… from Witney – a truly godforsaken Oxfordshire Sh*thole
Barton is now a total ****-hole, which is a real shame as it hasn’t always been like this. Although it has never exactly been one Oxford’s more desirable areas, and has always been rigidly working class (as am I and proud of it!), I remember it as being a good place to grow up. The […]
Accurately given the additional title ‘DUMP’ on the road sign when leaving the infinitely more pleasant Farnham, Alton is one of those Hampshire towns that has pretensions of grandeur, only allowed by the fact that to the east is Guildford, and to the west is Winchester. It is primarily populated with people who never have, […]
I lived near Chatham for one and a half years, in nearby Rochester. Not in the posher part of Rochester though, and having to do my shopping in Chatham I became familiar with the folk down there. I’m quite pleased Chatham has been earmarked as the birth place of ****, I’d begun to think I […]
Having left Dartford at the first possible moment after school to further my studies at university, (“readin’ an’ ****” for the kevs, there) I can’t wait to return one day and wipe the place sterile with napalm. By all means come to Dartford on ‘**** Safari’ as I used to indulge in occasionally. The delightful […]
Ashford or Trashford? Oh how I dread walking up East hill to be met with the podgey fat faced, tracksuit wearing ******* who stare at you as if you just raped their mother. Calls of “what the **** you look at?” and “you starting?” ring out like a church bell every Saturday afternoon. Ashford could […]
You may have heard the name Maple Cross mentioned on the London Radio stations during traffic reports on the M25, due to a junction right next to this ever growing village. Sounds nice doesn’t it? Maple Cross. But no. You’d be mistaken. Maple Cross boasts public houses, a primary school, a large park and woodland […]
Margate, the small seaside town from Thanet, or as everyone calls in Thanet … Fanet. i come from Margate i have lived there all my life. Life can be pretty **** in Margate, sometimes you can be in fear. You can sit on a bus and stuff and words will be thrown at you. whilst […]
The rise of the **** in the public’s mind (very much like the rising of bile in your throat after a bad curry) makes me laugh. ***** have been prominent in Hailsham and Eastbourne for as long as I can remember – hell, I was being beaten up in Hailsham Town Centre as long ago […]
Read More… from Hailsham and Eastbourne: Shut the door on your way out… oh, you’ve gone
Camberley is no longer a Conservative heart land it is now a **** heart land too. Although if you looked on a map and found Camberley you would find it situated in the affluent county of Surrey. Don’t be deceived, Camberley is in prime location of **** strong holds. To the North East is the […]
Welcome to what was once beautiful Ashford as has been written before come meet the locals at their regular haunts which include outside Mcdonalds(why not pop in and have a meal while your there)or if your a sports lover come to the Stour centre where they have many sports for you to enjoy ie: Badminton,squash […]
Winchester is a ****** little city located about 10 miles from Southampton in Hampshire. If you visit don’t be deceived by it’s pretty city centre and cathedral, because nearly every area outside the centre is a council estate and there’s more ***** in Winchester than in Southampton. The favourite “hang-out” area in the centre is […]
