walking around the “town centre” many ***** walk pass either whislting or asking “ave ya got a spare *** babe” even thought i do have “****” the obvious answer is no, sorry and they walk on about to pounce on there next victim. ****, booze, fat chavy 13 year old girls are what **** boys […]
Category: South East
The worst places to live in South East England
Uckfield
Ah, good old Uckers. Uckers is a many sided town. On one hand, you have the fat middle aged beer swigging cricket players (but we love them), the fat old aged beer swigging pentioners and on the other, the fat middle aged beer swigging *****. The ***** come in all different shapes and sizes, you […]
Wantage, Oxfordshire
Wantage should be a perfect place to live – a small market town sat at the foot of the Berkshire Downs in rural Oxfordshire. Alas, it’s not. The houses are overly expensive and the town planners of the 1950s onwards for reasons unknown have managed to make all the residential areas as bland as humanly […]
Lee-on-Solent is being invaded by the great drinkers of White Lightening
Although situated only a little to the west of that Mecca of high culture and productivity known as Gosport, the small town of Lee-On-Solent cannot yet be classed as a **** haven in any sense of the word. However, what makes Lee interesting for the budding student of chavism is the manner in which slowly, […]
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Hastings
Hastings, where the **** of the earth live. *****. I have the most unfortunate task of living in hastings and i must say the ***** are a grimy piece of s**t on the reputation of hastings. All in all hastings is a good place to live. (it is less **** infected than croydon where i […]
Aldershot
North Town- The ******** where all minor & wannabe ***** are recognised! Fiddy Kent writes “This is a brief introduction to the Chavness of Aldershot, including descriptions on the local species of ****, so you can spot and therefore attempt to avoid them… The absolute epitome of Chavisity is Aldershot. Known for the British Army […]
High Wycombe – Scourge of the Anti-****
I know the wonderous High Wycombe (Westside Bruvva of Slough) has had a few entries before this one, but I feel it so deserving of a slandering that I had to contribute to this menagerie that is known as chavtowns.co.uk. Well, where to start? High Wycombe, I’m sure, used to be a fairly big, prettyish […]
East Grinstead
Only used to be home to an average amount of ***** who used to reside around the leisure centre, atrium complex and parks, for the younger ones, and the older ones **** out at specific **** pubs, the white lion, game bird and the base. But with **** towns of legend Crawley, crawley down and […]
Ash
Ash is a picturesque little village in the heart of the Kentish countryside. At the heart of the ancient village, you will find many beautiful old cottages. But what is particularly noteworthy are the co-op (da’kowop) and the bus stop opposite, for here you will find many splendid examples of the local **** population these […]
Sittingbourne & Milton
Although there are a couple of entries for our beloved Shittingbourne (one excellent and one not so good) I felt a few key points could be added about this haven of *********. So without further ado..Welcome to fabulous Sittingbourne & Milton twinned with Ypres in Belgium! This fact, not lost on the more observant denizens […]
Andover… again
O.k. I’m the girl who posted the previous rant about winton school in andover. I have no idea how long ago i posted it, but now most of the population in Winton has got a hold of this site. And they guessed it was me who wrote the review. Oh Cack. SO…… here is my […]
Romsey
As a youth from Romsey, my opinions on ***** have decreased. Townies were never this bad! Alot of my friends have turned into *****, and possessed by burberry and mckenzie hoodies. The favourite **** hang out is “da youthy” formally known as “youth in romsey” and reffered also to ” are ya going down to […]
