Littlehampton

MANKIEST PEEPS WALKING THE PLANET!!!! Brought up in highfields argggggghhhhh, blame my so called dad for that. One of the local pissheads. Spends his days with the local cider swilling bench crew, fighting with each other in the middle of the town center and yes during the middle of the day, thank god these **** […]

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weybridge

weybridge. ranked 3rd most wealthy in the country, but its just full of puffer jacket, pierced eyebrow/nose/lip/forehead cumbags banging their richmond smokes, solid reefers and stella, bleating on about how ***** life is cos ‘they’ve only ‘ad it twice’ and have 3 forehead swelling kids under 2 years old and school doesn’t finish for another […]

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Abingdon: Oxford’s aggressive, ugly little brother that may stab you

Is Abingdon a nice place to live or is Abingdon rough?

Abingdon – metaphorically like Oxford’s aggressive, ugly little brother that no one goes near, primarily for the fear that he will hurl abuse upon sight, steal your handbag, or even better, stab you. The reason no one does come here is because you are likely to have abuse hurled at you on sight, have you’re […]

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weybridge

this place is a ******* dump, occupied by rich ***** ***** who aint got time for it unless its covered in labels or costs the earth. (e.g) i saw a kid the other day in £60 d&g jelly shoes, she was about 4 years old, now thats ******* ****!!!!!!!!! Home to famous faces like, Anne […]

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Ramsgate

In modern society, what constitutes someone as being lucky or well-off? For those of you who have read my previous article about Ramsgate, you will be aware of my dad being a market trader there. I would say i have begun to pity the culture of Ramsgate, and the rest of Thanet too, but i’d […]

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Crawley

Lived there for 26 years and I dont know, but….. Was a bit perturbed to hear about how bad the old homestead had become, so decided to take a trip back, after nearly fifteen years away, to see if the reports here were true. Got off at Three Bridges Station and strolled over to The […]

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Chesham – The c**tage capital of Buckinghamshire

Chesham; situated somewhere in the **** end of nowhere, yet strangely within the miserable London commuting belt, represents Buckinghamshire’s puss filled boil of middle class suburbia. Priding itself on housing a diverse and multicultural society, comprising all manner of colours, creeds, religions, shapes and sizes, Chesham is perhaps analogous with a box of McVities misshapes. […]

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Bracknell

Basically, this place is ‘the place’ as most ***** would say as they cant expand they vocabulary further then that or abusive language. Bracknell is a ******** no matter what anyone says. It has its nice parts but thats still surrounded with ***** as mummy and daddy have too much money to buy their kids […]

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oxford

looking through the index to the left of this page, i happen to notice that everytown is being taken over by the ********! some places are worst than others but the ***** are taking over everywhere! Anyway on with my “contribution”: i live in lovly city called oxford, anone reading this would have herd of […]

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