The worst places to live in South East England
I know that this isn’t a place, but i felt i just had to write about my ‘romance’ with chavboy jason. I first set eyes on this piece of hunk as i was walking into winchester. I heard from behind me, the loving sound of a revving saxo engine, complete with gold hubcaps and pumping […]
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Hassocks is a village about 3 miles south of Burgess Hill and 7 miles north of Brighton. Whata shame!!! This village in recent months has seen a huge influx of what i call ‘****-twats’. The biggest problem? Complete ****-ends zooming about on Susuki’s of the 2-wheeled variety. They ride about all day stopping off at […]
I have a bad track record of ending up in the Kingdom of ****. Portsmouth was the first stop on the road but before leaving the UK, I had a brief 9 month stop in the wonderful city of Southampton. Id describe Southampton as a “**** hotspot in denial” as lets face it, Southampton likes […]
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Portsmouth- I hate it! Thankfully though, I dont live in it anymore. My worst experiences with the **** began when I moved from my beautiful home in Scotland to be with my then Girlfriend, who was from, and lived in Portsmouth. “The Plan” was to go to Pomepy Uni and do a masters and then […]
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Welcome to Bexhill on Sea, the town for people who can’t afford to live in Little Common, but whose parents love them enough to keep them away from Sidley. Looking out of the train at the station before disembarking in this lively seaside resort, one can see signs that this is an up-and-coming residence for […]
Ahhh Epsom – soon to be the “**** central” of Surrey. The what was once a remarkably pleasant place to live has been infiltrated by the inhabitants of such areas as the “Wells Estate” and more prevelantly the “Longmead Estate”. Epsom and Ewell Council have a lot to answer for with regard to the strategic […]
Once upon a time over a century ago Billy Butlin was born. In his lifetime he opened amusement parks around the United Kingdom each one named Butlins. At the end of his life he was visited by a fairy princess who granted him one wish. His dying wish was that the magic and enchantment of […]
There was once a time where it was possible to escape ***** by leaving urban areas. However, now this is not the case, as even the tiniest villages have seen the desperate need for degeneration. Welcome to Little Common, as the name suggests, quite a sleepy retirement village. If the elderly all move to Bexhill, […]
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Selsey, a forgotten backwater town at the end of the line (literally) nestling on the English Channel. A hellhole of no prospects, poor education, no economy, filled with feral burberry-clad losers of all ages, either outside the convenience stores and off-licences (under 18) or in one of the “locals only” pubs (see The Slaughtered Lamb […]
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why does evry1 mug brighton off if u actually became a **** u wldnt get started on by no1 because u will soon begin to no evry1 if ur hard and not a ***** the only people who get started on are if u think ur solid wen u actually aint and if u give […]
“Downham, Home to every Nesbit ****** ******* the Kent area can offer!! One big estate of ****. (If there is a Hell this is it) This charming area has everything a Nesbitius Inbredius could want!!!! A Pub called the Tigers Head which often has great theme nights like smash in ya mates face with a […]
Deal is now overrun with the fake designer label loving mutants. They walk around in their ‘hunting packs’ finking dey is all dis and dat. What the f*ck they ramble on about is any normal persons guess. They hang around in Tides carpark, on their cheap nicked scooters and **** modded W reg Focus’ abusing […]
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