Are you a hardcore ****? Do you own a car that scrapes every speed bump? Do you wear a baseball cap to bed? Did you have a baby before the age of 16? Do you speak the language of ****? If this sound’s like you, then Reading is the place to be. Reading is quite […]
Category: South East
The worst places to live in South East England
a bad, sad and scary place to know(or live in!)
If you can think of nothing better to do than rub shoulders with pregnant teens, and work shy,dole ****,benefit seeking council housers,then Redhill is the place for you! If you’ve ever had the misfortune to be in Redhill on, say, a Friday night, you too must have suffered the fighting,vomiting, and general nastiness of this […]
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Milton Keynes
It would seem I have inadvertently discovered the **** epicentre of the universe and it would seem that this cultural black hole is located at the Milton Keynes Hospital A&E. My first clue that I was entering a **** hotspot was that I had to negotiate my way past the ‘crew’ tipping back pint cans of stella […]
Bournemouth – Taking back the streets
People, even what most would call “normal” working class peoples, are always going on about how goths and emos etc. should stop being so pathetic. But the problem we’re having is, goths and emos shouldn’t be classified anymore. We all see, that no matter who you are, yur social group is always outnumbered by the […]
Gravesend, or chavtown, your pick
So it sucks. It really sucks. You’re walking through town looking for a new (none ******) pair of trainers, or a new pair of jeans (can someone please introduce jeans to *****, at least they look good on everyone, where are white trackies, well, not many people can pull of that look). Anyway, your shopping […]
Chatham: The town where it all began
Chatham Chatham! Chavham as it is proudly called by its alternative community. Just walk down the high street from the Gala bingo where the single mums crowd on a Saturday night to spend their newly cashed benefit cheques, you will pass almost 30 different fast food places from the major league artery cloggers such as […]
The vast wart on the backside of humanity that is Aldershot
I just thought I’d like to share with you all the misery, the deluge of filth, the vast wart on the backside of humanity that is Aldershot or if you’ve ever had the misery of living there, the pet name of Aldershite. Originally an army town with civilian shopping, breeding, and living areas. This town over the last 20 […]
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Hayes – Time to carpetbomb and start again
St. Crispins-Wokinghams house of horrors.
Wokingham may well not be 100% **** yet, but it is certainly on the way down towards the ranks of Dover and Croydon. Let me tell you about my school, the beautiful St. Crispins with its bright yellow outdoor decor. 2004, I had a german exchange partner over in england. I was witness to a […]
Bracknell The town of plebs
Well, where can you start!!!! Bracknell, one of the worst places to get mugged in England or RAPED, as recent events and the news have shown. It’s dirty, grimy, ****** and you’re the local hero, if you pass A you’re GCSE or ,maybe even college, but don’t go to far. The part of Harmans Water is where […]
Southampton Swaythling.
Bloody hell it feels like the number of ***** grows by the hour in Southampton. Obviously those so far down the evolutioary scale can’t control their disgusting rutting urges to copulate frequently with their cousins/ sisters/ mums or whatever. There are small yorkshire terriers that can refrain from dry humping longer than the 14 year old […]
Sutton is infected by chavtitas!!!
In the deepest darkest pits of surrey, not far from the appropriately labelled “craptown” Croydon, Lies a little unsuspecting town called Sutton. Over the years its increasing youth culture has slowly been overtaken by the social virus that has now been commonly labelled “Chavtitas”. More contagious then the H5N1 strain, Chavtitas has spread through this town quickly, mostly effecting 8-20 year olds […]
