Andover is geographically isolated from other towns and the ********** here is of the highest quality. The ***** cannot afford to travel and the next town is a good 20 miles away so is well beyond BMX/scooter distance. This place is worthy of study as the Galapagos islands were to Darwin. A depressing visit to […]
Category: South East
The worst places to live in South East England
Crawley, West Sussex. **** hole, plain and simple
Crawley in West Sussex is a total and utter toilet, from the ghetto`s of bewbush and broadfield to the **** magnet of the leasure park. If you are white, own a house and have a job you are certainly in the minority. Walk around the town centre and take a look at the abundance of […]
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high wycombe-white trash capital of the world.
as a 14-year-old fan of acdc and skinny jeans, life around the area of wycombe isn’t easy. most of the in-bread white trash that attend my school (princes risborough) come for wycombe or the areas around. they love: shouting abuse across the road at small unsuspecting emo kids. or really anyone who passes looking different. […]
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Chorley (where ppl go to fight)
Ahhhhh chorley….im not saying its ****** but our town motto is be aware!!!! Honest it actually is! ha ha! well, what can i say about this…place? Its chavtastic! For your chavy clothing needs we have temptation (rather upset that its not still called chorley girl ha ha that was ace) This shop stores a lovely […]
Selsey, the worst place in england
Well, What can i say?? Well Loads actually and its all sh*t! Lets start with the **** campsite! Burberry Central!!! You cant go anywhere on the camp without bumping into a fat, shaven headed prat, who is wearing all the jewellery from the latest addition of the Argos catalogue, taking their annual hols from Nelson […]
wallingford massive…right?
Okay so you take a lovely pleasant walk along the thames river, past small villages like Benson and wallingford, and from the river edge these look like nice ordinary country villages. Think again! When night falls…okay even before night falls they come out. It begins with a small clustering of noisy youths in the hithercroft, […]
Malden Manor, Surrey
Old Malden and Worcester Park are both perfectly pleasant places to live, yet nearby Malden Manor is a cold sore on the genitals of civilisation. Despite providing a useful railway staion, “the Manor” is best known for the hideous flats and equally hideous inmates (sorry, residents) of the housing project on Sheephouse Way. Surly and […]
Slough: The Toilet of Berkshire
I have now lived in Slough or “oh Dear, Slough” as people comment when I tell them, since 1992. I have seen it slide from a town of some limited qualities to the toilet of Berkshire within the last 5 yrs. Having had to move from Windsor because a Bike shed would set you back […]
Bordon and all who sail in her
I must admit i was a litttle apprehensive about working in a certain school in a certain East hampshire town/village/cess pit/ breeding centre for generation after generation of pug ugly children, but have been pleasently surprised by their seemingly innocent loyalty. This sound like a blag but after working in other schools, I am quite […]
Bad news from the southampton front
Friends, fellow opposers of the ****, I bring you awful tidings for I fear that this city may be nearly lost. The ***** are now so numerous that through the city centre and Shirley they appear to equal in number to, if not in fact outnumbering, other members of the population; further to that the […]
Woking!…all the charm of Basingstoke, minus…
Woking! It has all the charm of Basingstoke, but minus the roundabouts. There seem to be McDonalds round every corner and flabby women with ill-judged, partly-blonded, bird’s nest hairdos everywhere, their KFC-fed charms bursting out of tight pink tops and faded denim mini-skirts. On my 11am visit, a man wearing a back-to-front baseball cap pushed […]
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Farnborough, Hawley Estate & Gang Warfare
The Hawley Estate in Farnborough really needs a mention – now I’ve finally moved out after 10 years owning a house there! The area 10 years ago wasn’t really that bad, the weekly stabbings at the Cody Tree had become less frequent because the owners had just changed it’s name to the Hawley Arms. Not that I’ve bothered […]
