Travel to the deepest darkest corner of Hampshire and this town is what you are greeted with; Headley Down… if the sign hasn’t been mutilated that is. Step out your car, “GET YER **** OUT LOVE” or occasionally the word **** can be replaced by “rat” if you have a particularly bold ****. The most […]
Category: South East
The worst places to live in South East England
Cowley (Chavley) Centre- A chavspotters delight!
Aaah Oxford, the city of dreaming spires. This is true of our historical and picturesque city centre, definately something to be proud of. Take a trip out of the centre on a no.5, 1 or 10 bus along to the end of the Cowley Road and then things take a slightly different turn. Leave the bus […]
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Lane End and other “Ends”
There are, like most places, two sides to this area of the Chilterns. The difference being, however, that they are actually physically separated by an almost steryotypical structure. The motorway bridge. Though being a collection of villages rather than a town, Lane End and its surrounding Areas show just the sort of contrast and filthy overspill […]
Cosham, Nr. Portsmouth
Cosham. Situated far too close for comfort to the crumbling council estates of Paulsgrove (of PEDOPHILS OUT (sic) fame) and Wymering (spelt Wyoming by it’s mostly illiterate inhabitants), Cosham is a prime example of what happens to a pleasant suburb of Portsmouth when you surround it with toxic human waste. After my short stint working […]
Epsom **** Central of Surrey
Epsom **** central of Surrey! its full of *****! During the day this pleasant town is enjoyable to walk around even though the shops are becoming more and more to the taste of a ****, Afternoon comes still a safe place the ***** start to wake up. Night comes and they venture out of the […]
Dartford SOS
I have had the misfortune of living here for most of my life and I have to say i am so, so sick of living here and putting up with this situation and i wish i could leave. What can you expect from Dartford? 1.If you are not a ****, some variation of **** or very […]
Hayling Island
Hayling Island was an idyllic place until Havant Borough Council started using it as a dumping ground for their undesirables. To add insult to injury Havant Borough Council compounded the **** situation on Hayling Island by subsidising a rogue landlord. David Willetts, MP for Havant has expressed grave concerns about the landlord yet the landlord […]
Wallington, Surrey – full of ***** and betting shops
Wallington! How could no one have mentioned it? It is strange because it has a huge contrast of posh South Wallington and the rest is unbelievably rubbish. it used to be a lovely town – like the rest of south london. now look at it all! There’s roundshaw, ahem, sorry – ‘Wallington village’. full of […]
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The delightful ******** of Hoo
Now check out this my bredwin homedoggz out there.. Hoo is a crappholle Its full of ****** and wannabee gangs.. not even real gangs.. especially one called the ‘hoo boiz’ who do less criminal activity than my nan.. anywhoo… the whole population are ******, they have no money, don’t work and scrounge off the government […]
Bognor Regis… In short, everyone looks slightly odd
Sheiks nightclub has to be one of the worst places (allegedly). People familiar with Bognor will know about the nightclub on the pier called Sheiks. Well they changed it to Visions and back again, but no-one took any notice! Firstly it is the only club in the UK where the toilets are outside across what […]
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High Wycombe – a Londoner’s perspective
due to the lack of funds to holiday somewhere exotic like indonesia or comoros, i recently got myself a zone 1-6D travelcard and a few bus/rail tickets to tour the area west of london. it started off great. slough has the most spendiferous selection of hot chicks. gangs of cute chinese girls, the most awesome-looking […]
How to fit in around Ashford or Stanwell
If your a girl in Ashford or Stanwell, first you must have extremely large love handles ******* over the top of your market jeans. Your extremely tight t-shirt should show every roll of fat whilst clearly showing every stretch mark. This t-shirt should proudly display the words I AM A TEAMPLAYER. Then on the back […]
