South East - iLiveHere: Best & Worst UK Towns Reviewed

Neath Hill, Milton Keynes

When the local *** offenders aren’t assaulting you or offering to show you their genitalia – you’re treated to being followed home by groups of ***** who provide a constant stream of verbal and physical abuse, that or a mugging. The pub is situated in the heart of the ‘local centre’, this means anyone innocently […]

Sutton

The other reviews about Sutton seem to have been written by teenagers who have had poor personal experiences of living in Sutton- they have not given a true and fair idea of what the place is actually like; quite the reverse! In fact, it is generally a very pleasant town within Greater London on the […]

Bognor Regis is the only place I know that has a clear class divide

Is Bognor Regis a nice place to live or is Bognor Regis rough?

They should rename this town Morrisonville, seeing that the town is dominated by this supermarket. Awards should go to all the councillors, past and present, who knocked down all the buildings of character and replaced them by ubiquitous blocks of seaside apartments. Some bright spark in the 70’s also got rid of the sandy beaches, […]

Eastbourne… It has to be one of the worst towns in the UK

Is Eastbourne a nice place to live or is Eastbourne rough?

Eastbourne. It has to be one of the worst towns in the UK. It’s about the size of Brighton and Hove. You have North Eastbourne ; Hampden Park East and West , Old Town , Ratton & Willingdon Village , Upperton and Willingdon Trees. Then you have East Eastbourne ; Kingsmere,Langney North, Langney Village, Shinewater, Langney […]

Bracknell Awarded Town of the Year.

Bracknell has been awarded a prestigious prize as Englands ‘Town of the Year’. “We have all been working towards this and are all so proud of the result”. Some however have questioned the award, with even one resident of a nearby competing town claiming ‘I don’t think the person who gave the award has ever visited Bracknell because he […]

Caversham, the ‘posh’ part of Reading

I lived in many places in the north and south of England during my three decades of existence but none prepared me for the lack of humanity I would experience in Reading. Even some of the ex northern mill towns with an air of no hope, no employment or point to existence demonstrated a more […]

Wick Littlehampton, **** hole of the south

Finally glad when i moved from there. I shall start with the flats at the top of clun road. There is literally a druggy or/and alcoholic in 1 in every 2 houses and the amount of single and chavy mothers living in them calling their chidren stupid double barrled names and letting them out at […]

Wick, Littlehampton, the hole of the south

Is Wick a nice place to live or is Wick rough?

Well where do i start, having lived in wick for 17 years of my life, I was finally glad when i moved from this god forsaken place. I shall start with the flats at the top of Clun Road. There is literally a druggy or/and alcoholic in 1 of ever 2 houses and the amount […]

Canterbury

Yet if you were to take a trip to the town centre and look past all the historic buildings and occasional street performer and you would see the first signs of an ***********. Yes there is a McDonald’s, but there’s a McDonald’s nearly everywhere these days. There is also a pound shop, but there is […]

Sheerness: industrial eyesore & the ‘crapital’ of the Isle of Sheppey

Is Sheerness a nice place to live or is Sheerness rough?

I feel it is my duty to inform you all about this town that I can only describe as the festering cat **** in the Garden of England. Sheerness is an industrial eyesore and the majestic ‘crapital’ of the Isle of Sheppey, on the North Kent coast. If you have never heard of Sheerness, that’s […]

New Bradwell

“An otherwise pleasant walk along the canal becomes frought with peril as you try to dodge the **** and worry about getting stabbed or raped” […]

Faringdon – Idillic Country Town with a sting in the tail

As you approach this leafy farm town out in the far west edge of Oxfordshire, you would be forgiven to think that this pretty little market town would be a suitable area to rest your weary head during the out of hours from a busy hectic life. You would be forgiven, of course, because I […]