The worst places to live in South East England
I haven’t lived here long in Crawley, but from what I hear it is ‘rough’. I have so far yet to witness this, but that’s due to the fact I used to live in both Croydon and Sutton so my idea of rough is a bit different. For example, I hardly ever hear sirens in […]
A town in South East England where the bling people wear is actually Argos, allegedly 4ct yellow-coated lead and the hoop earrings are so big that people’s ears look like those of the Yanomami Indians who stretch them for traditional purposes. I grew up here and am mentally scarred for life by the sheer amount […]
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Maidenhead’s train station sign should say “Abandon all hope here”. The place has been shafted by its Tory council for years, and now is a ghost town of 99p shops, coffee outlets and sod all else. It’s meant to be part of the “Royal borough” down to it being linked to Windsor, but all this […]
I’ve always lived in Faversham and I can say it is a sh*t hole, but I honestly love it. What’s a town without a bit of banter, fighting, drinking and drugs? -a very boring one. A few stabbings and some vandalism are faversham, and were not ‘*****’ maybe were comfortable wearing trakies and a polo […]
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Unfulfilled? Tired of waiting to win the lottery? Has that dream partner not yet walked into your life? Fear not, dear reader, for the solution to all your problems can be found at the southern end of the M3, where sits a gem in the firmament of anglo-saxon jewels, a veritable Shangri-La of a mythical […]
Horsham. So far up its own ahole. All the same **** behaviour as Crawley but with more so called middle class kids also being wannabes. Horsham Park looks like a battlefield every morning after a half decent warm summer day. Dirty peasants. Lots of council estate kids (Roffey, Horsham’s answer to Crawley’s Bewbush) and middle […]
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When people think of Chatham you think of the Dockyard or something associated with naval ships. Nowadays it isn’t, it is embarrassing, not safe for children and full of crime. It may not have as much crime as major cities do, but it is bad. What you see is a load of ***** ******* around […]
Ramsgate is one of those contradictions that sociologists may find fertile ground for their studies. On the face of it, it’s a pleasant town in a rather fortunate location on the coast of Kent. What’s more, it boasts some pretty impressive architecture and, if remote is your kind of thing, then it may be the […]
In the early 1960s some clever p***k in the council discovered there was a building substance called concrete and devoted over 20 minutes convincing the other half dead councillors to rebuild Aylesbury with it, and in an act that rivals Vesuvius’s covering of Pompeii in lava, Aylesbury was covered in Grey. Any building that had […]
Let me start by saying there are two forms of the word ****. The word used by middle and upper class people as an attack and derogatory misrepresentation of all working class people (which is wrong) and the second is the one used to describe a person of low intelligence, who wears stereotypical **** clothes […]
Whitstable, a town full of nice little independent shops, a good harbour and lots of friendly people… until about 4:30pm, then the towns high **** population come out and turn the town to **** every night. It doesn’t seem to matter what day of the week it is, I have had beer bottles thrown at […]
I have lived in Whitstable all my life and really can’t understand why so many posh people go there on holiday, I know its because people say ‘the town has character’ but seems like for all the wrong reasons, the town tries so hard to be different and in doing so young people have hardly […]
