The worst places to live in Oxfordshire
Just so you know the exact location of this s**t-hole (And can therefore avoid it) Witney is in the South/west Midlands – Many a year ago it was even considered to be in the South East, but got so chavy we were kicked out by our posh neighbours. A common misinterpretation is that we are […]
Read More… from Witney – a truly godforsaken Oxfordshire Sh*thole
Barton is now a total ****-hole, which is a real shame as it hasn’t always been like this. Although it has never exactly been one Oxford’s more desirable areas, and has always been rigidly working class (as am I and proud of it!), I remember it as being a good place to grow up. The […]
Once considered a ****-free zone, minus the occasional lost **** who fell asleep on the bus or got off the train too early from weymouth (or Weybiza). As soon as the year 2005 came into being, all number of ***** seemed to spawn from such god-forsaken holes as Castle Park, Victoria Park, Old Poundbury and […]
The **** *********** of Henley is coming into full swing with drunk ***** blocking the roads. […]
Seven miles and many, many collective IQ points South of Oxford, this shabby former wool and beer town is now solely renowned for an annual ritual a bit like zoological feeding time only with less social graces and hygiene (to cut a short, pointless story shorter, councillors go up into a tower and chuck buns […]
Banbury. Surely the home of Chavdom. I lived in West London (Kew) for 20 years and moved here in 2001 – I don’t think I’ve quite got over the culture shock even now. It all starts to go wrong at the railway station where a bunch of ****** lovely Irish travelling folk have set up […]
Read More… from Banbury: I don’t think I’ve quite got over the culture shock
On entering the ‘Market town’ of Banbury you may be forgiven for thinking that you have entered the land that time (and decency) forgot. The city is appropriate to house so many ***** as it is one of the biggest dumps I have ever had the misfortune to live in. Roaming the streets in the […]
Make no mistake, Thame is quite posh, however, it is also an “genetically shallow” **** town! The striking thing about Thame and its residents is that everyone seems to be related, everyone seems to have gone out with everyone and everyone has a village mentality to the extent that they fear venturing into small surrounding […]
After nearly being knocked out by the biggest set of hoopy ear rings worn by a 13 year old pregnant ******** pushing a pram (shock) i feel i have to report Bicester as a **** haven. Not that there is much here, however the population of ****’s has exploded they are usually spotted on a […]
Oh ****-town, my ****-town… […]
I cant believe nobody has added this yet. Thats right, the whole south of Oxford is a **** ******** **** hole. Why dont you come to Blackbird Leys and have a lovely look for yourself! watch the 10 year olds steal motorbikes in an attempt to impress their peers and to look “well hard”. Let […]
Read More… from Oxford [Blackbird Leys, Greater leys, Rose hill, Barton, Littlemore]
Abingdon, the precinct, Saturday Morning. If you want to go ****-hunting, this is the place to go… Step over the drunken **** bodies left over from the night before outside Stickies (otherwise known as Strattons, Abingdon’s only nightclub), shoulder-charge your way past the ChavMums (13 year old single parents pushing their goblin-faced children around in […]
