Bicester is a historic market centre in Oxfordshire, beautiful and interesting as it may seem, there are some hidden truths behind it that are not mentioned in your average newspaper or brochure. A problem that has plagued Bicester for as long as I can remember are the *****, the burberry-wearing trouble makers that normally habitate […]
Category: Oxfordshire
The worst places to live in Oxfordshire
rose hill oxford
its a complete shitole in rose hill. when we lived there in dashwood road, we had fireworks posted through the letter box, our windows bricked every week, our car and minibus torched, my brother stabbed in the front garden and only survived by a whiska, our house burgled 4 times, my son mugged in the […]
Cowley (Chavley) Centre- A chavspotters delight!
Aaah Oxford, the city of dreaming spires. This is true of our historical and picturesque city centre, definately something to be proud of. Take a trip out of the centre on a no.5, 1 or 10 bus along to the end of the Cowley Road and then things take a slightly different turn. Leave the bus […]
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wallingford massive…right?
Okay so you take a lovely pleasant walk along the thames river, past small villages like Benson and wallingford, and from the river edge these look like nice ordinary country villages. Think again! When night falls…okay even before night falls they come out. It begins with a small clustering of noisy youths in the hithercroft, […]
Dorchester
Dorchester has areas which are **** free, these are the private houses and seem like an oasis to me where you could live a normal life, the area of Fordington in Dorchester is very quaint and pretty but is spoilt by the ***** from the housing estates. The **** boys have a favourite trick which […]
Abingdon – ‘nar meen lark’
Abingdon.Six or seven miles south of the glorious city of Oxford. And yet a lifetime and a half away. You see whereas the main pastimes of the residents of Oxford town consist of high-brow intellectual pursuits such as debates and art galleries, the denizens of Abingdon are more concerned with squilling stella and taking lumps […]
Didcot
There must be someone out there more qualified than I am to write a comentary on this, which must surely be the worst town in Oxfordshire. I find it hard to understand why other towns in this County warrant a scathing attack on these pages and untill now Didcot has escaped. A Village nestling on […]
Emmington
Emmington!… THE PLACE TO BE! Emmington used to be a nice country lane until the dreaded Lots-of-money man moved in with his big ridiculously expensive modern house moved there! Its completely out of place and people around find the noise of his HELLICOPTER! Very disturbing… The people living opposite his house at Manor Farm find […]
witney- oxfordshire
EXCUSE ME i just wanna get at the fact that witney is NOT a **** town and who eva wrote that betta watch out yea ok fair enough witney does have *****- just like evry town and witney mums are NOT ***** and they dont race around welsh way car park, dey PARK their!!!!!! you […]
Abingdon: Oxford’s aggressive, ugly little brother that may stab you
Abingdon – metaphorically like Oxford’s aggressive, ugly little brother that no one goes near, primarily for the fear that he will hurl abuse upon sight, steal your handbag, or even better, stab you. The reason no one does come here is because you are likely to have abuse hurled at you on sight, have you’re […]
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oxford
looking through the index to the left of this page, i happen to notice that everytown is being taken over by the ********! some places are worst than others but the ***** are taking over everywhere! Anyway on with my “contribution”: i live in lovly city called oxford, anone reading this would have herd of […]
Wantage, Oxfordshire
Wantage should be a perfect place to live – a small market town sat at the foot of the Berkshire Downs in rural Oxfordshire. Alas, it’s not. The houses are overly expensive and the town planners of the 1950s onwards for reasons unknown have managed to make all the residential areas as bland as humanly […]