Well where do i start. The town centre. You’re bound to get a reel of abuse from a bunch of sock-over-trousers and slouchboot-wearing *****. However you may be lucky and have skaters walking past you. If you move to broadmead village then im afraid you’ll have a smashed window within a day. This place is […]
Category: Kent
The worst places to live in Kent
Sevenoaks
As an escapee of Sevenoaks i cannot comment on the current “****-status” of sevenoaks, but i do remember going to school at the lovely Bradbourne School For Dogs, oops i mean Girls…… Most girls in my year are now mothers of many children by many different “Wildernesse Boys” (the local **** school for boys) and […]
Ashford, Kent
To sum it up in some words, Ashford is a ******** **** filled ***** town. They swarm to mcdonalds on a saturday and sit on the railings whistling at innocent passer bys who cant escape the disgusting spottyness of their faces. Saturday is possibly the worst day to visit Ashford as it is “market day […]
ashford, kent
Well well, I have lived in this town for 23years, it used to be a quiet adillic small town just with the odd gypsys, but now housing development have taken over and now this quiet humble town is almost at city status! Now the **** population is taking over, they hang out like twats at […]
dartford temple hill
temple hill “You will never find a more wretched hive of **** and villany, you must be cautious” obi-wan kenobi (Alec Guiness) – star wars 1977 That one quote roughly sums up temple hill There are gangs of **** kids, who in their infinite wisdom feel obligated to cause crime so they can obtain a […]
Dover
New Age, the only Night club in Dover, The Eight Bells good old JD spooney given the kiddies a means to an ends, Macey Dees, because ***** need food, and the kebab shops just sell eyebrows. […]
dartford
Well where does one begin ***** have destroyed Dartford which was once a culterally rich thriving market town, now it’s a boarded up dump… Dartford ***** only seem to have a few hang-out spots which tend to be: Mcdonalds only because they cant afford burger king or kfc, and the Wimpy is too expensive for […]
If Margate is a spot on England’s ****, Westgate-on-sea is the pus
Margate is a nasty little ******** on the tip of Kent, like a fat spot on England’s ****. As if Margate is not bad enough, it’s connected to loads of surrounding towns that are just as bad. So imagine a city the size of Birmingham with nothing except council estates, a theme park (dreamland) and […]
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maidstone
The Bridge – a strip of road that was previously used by ***** to drive and race their chaved up ***** jippo-mobiles but has since been disused because local residents have complained…I mean, the cheek of it!!!! Also, the Chequers Centre – the jippo-heaven of a shopping centre that seems to breed new-born children, mothered […]
Swanley is the Manchester United of Holes
Why has nobody mentioned Swanley? In relative terms, Swanley, is the Manchester United of **** towns. A little while ago, Asda requested that Swanley be re-named Asdaville, since most of its residents are employed there. You can see why. The local comp was one of the lowest ranked schools in the whole country, and for […]
Dartford Town Centre
This isn’t quite the land of ***** but it’s not far off it! I lived there for over a year and there were some truly chavish sights to be seen. If they weren’t racing up and down the tiny high street in their “Fast and the Furious” Nova cars, in their Burberry caps, trackie bottoms […]
Ashford
Testing, testing, ‘ello ladies and gentleman, welcome to Ashford, we are currently goin’ through the highstreet, I apologise for the mass of peugeot 205’s congesting ‘da area, but if you look to the right, you will see the maginificent kwik-save, everyfink’ in the shop is at the lowest value possible, and that’s not only the […]
