Ah, Folkestone. That’s right – with an e. In fact, 2 -one in the middle, one on the end. So there you go – e’s, draw, you name it the ***** are on it. Bruv. The most obvious thing to say about the **** culture in Folkestone is to point you in the direction of […]
Category: Kent
The worst places to live in Kent
Tenterden
Nowhere is safe from the ever-expanding **** army. Tenterden is a picturesque market town largely populated by yummy mummies (don’t get me started…), tory-voting blue rinsers and arrogant upper middle class ‘profesionals’ wasting their lives on the daily commute to their tedious office jobs in London or the nearby towns like Tonbridge, maidstone and Ashford. […]
Thanet (Ramsgate & Margate mainly)
Ramsgate – repulsive and ********
Sometimes i work on the market with someone i know (as a personal favour to him). Being on a friday, this market is often used as a walkway towards the nearby Clarendon House secondary school. So anyway, one day, i was there at the stall putting things out on display at about 8 o clock, […]
Gravesend
Welcome to Gravesend. Set on the banks of the River Thames, Gravesend is a beautiful, cultural town which has everything to offer its residents and visitors. Gravesend is proper nice innit. Visitors should be aware that Gravesend follows a strict dress code. Given the apparent 24hour sunlight, residents have evolved into wearing a baseball cap […]
Sandwich (White-lightning Weirdos!)
Sandwich, a quaint little town situated on the east kent coast. A town approximately 1 square mile in size, a former port town, with a lot of history. But the history is still coming! Just a few weeks prior to this, there was a car dumped by some nearby garages by a group of ***** […]
Paddock Wood
I would like to nominate Paddock Wood. You would be hard pressed to find a **** hole like this anywhere else in the country! The village is dominated by two things and two things only, the station (which reminds me of something out of Shindlers List with lots of depressed commuters waiting for there connection […]
Gravesend
Ah Gravesend…. The spiritual home of the ****. Much has been made about Chatham *****, but I believe that Gravesend is the true birthplace of Chavdom. What can I say about the place – other than it is the haemorhoids on the **** of Britain. Do not go and live there under any circumstances! Unless […]
Gravesend
All the ***** in Gravesend are complete twats! The love to hang out outside Muckdonalds or down the prom. They can’t afford Burberry (not even fake) and love to drink White Lightning and Wife Beater until they start a fight with each other or some poor defenseless 12 year olds! I have a gang of […]
Erith – an update
Since my original post, Erith now boasts a brand new £25 million redeveloped shopping centre. All, however is not good…… […]
Gravesend
Well lets see now…Gravesend must have been one of the first **** spots in England, excluding Chatham of course. ***** in Gravesend certainly think that they are hard, and unfortunatly, yes, the little ****** Bois do attack people from inside a bin. The ***** like to hand out in the local ‘Pigeon House’on Windmill Hill. […]
Herne Bay, a coastal leisure town for pregnant teenagers, junkies & nerks
A coastal leisure town for pregnant teenagers, junkies and nerks. A place where you can wear your display your ASBO with pride! Aaah. Herne Bay. The sign says “Coastal Leisure Town” and lures the unwary traveller in with promises of a beach and other leisure attractions such as a swimming pool and a bandstand. Come […]
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