“Downham, Home to every Nesbit ****** ******* the Kent area can offer!! One big estate of ****. (If there is a Hell this is it) This charming area has everything a Nesbitius Inbredius could want!!!! A Pub called the Tigers Head which often has great theme nights like smash in ya mates face with a […]
Category: Kent
The worst places to live in Kent
Deal overrun with the fake designer label loving mutants
Deal is now overrun with the fake designer label loving mutants. They walk around in their ‘hunting packs’ finking dey is all dis and dat. What the f*ck they ramble on about is any normal persons guess. They hang around in Tides carpark, on their cheap nicked scooters and **** modded W reg Focus’ abusing […]
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Ramsgate
In modern society, what constitutes someone as being lucky or well-off? For those of you who have read my previous article about Ramsgate, you will be aware of my dad being a market trader there. I would say i have begun to pity the culture of Ramsgate, and the rest of Thanet too, but i’d […]
Erith – Slade Green
This is truly a ****** heart. Slade Green is where they all originated from. They got so big that the spanned out into surrounding areas of Erith, Belvedere and Crayford. The local **** hot spots are outside the Londis (asking the older generation of ***** to buy them ****, Rizzla and white lightening) the train […]
Bexleyheath aka a pile of ****
walking around the “town centre” many ***** walk pass either whislting or asking “ave ya got a spare *** babe” even thought i do have “****” the obvious answer is no, sorry and they walk on about to pounce on there next victim. ****, booze, fat chavy 13 year old girls are what **** boys […]
Ash
Ash is a picturesque little village in the heart of the Kentish countryside. At the heart of the ancient village, you will find many beautiful old cottages. But what is particularly noteworthy are the co-op (da’kowop) and the bus stop opposite, for here you will find many splendid examples of the local **** population these […]
Sittingbourne & Milton
Although there are a couple of entries for our beloved Shittingbourne (one excellent and one not so good) I felt a few key points could be added about this haven of *********. So without further ado..Welcome to fabulous Sittingbourne & Milton twinned with Ypres in Belgium! This fact, not lost on the more observant denizens […]
Chatham – I wont miss you
I lived near Chatham for one and a half years, in nearby Rochester. Not in the posher part of Rochester though, and having to do my shopping in Chatham I became familiar with the folk down there. I’m quite pleased Chatham has been earmarked as the birth place of ****, I’d begun to think I […]
Dartford sucks bum.
Having left Dartford at the first possible moment after school to further my studies at university, (“readin’ an’ ****” for the kevs, there) I can’t wait to return one day and wipe the place sterile with napalm. By all means come to Dartford on ‘**** Safari’ as I used to indulge in occasionally. The delightful […]
Ashford, Kent
Ashford or Trashford? Oh how I dread walking up East hill to be met with the podgey fat faced, tracksuit wearing ******* who stare at you as if you just raped their mother. Calls of “what the **** you look at?” and “you starting?” ring out like a church bell every Saturday afternoon. Ashford could […]
Margate
Margate, the small seaside town from Thanet, or as everyone calls in Thanet … Fanet. i come from Margate i have lived there all my life. Life can be pretty **** in Margate, sometimes you can be in fear. You can sit on a bus and stuff and words will be thrown at you. whilst […]
Ashford,Kent
Welcome to what was once beautiful Ashford as has been written before come meet the locals at their regular haunts which include outside Mcdonalds(why not pop in and have a meal while your there)or if your a sports lover come to the Stour centre where they have many sports for you to enjoy ie: Badminton,squash […]
