Maidstone, shore nuff mush!

Is Maidstone a nice place to live or is Maidstone rough?

Let me start by saying there are two forms of the word ****. The word used by middle and upper class people as an attack and derogatory misrepresentation of all working class people (which is wrong) and the second is the one used to describe a person of low intelligence, who wears stereotypical **** clothes […]

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Whitstable aka Sh*tstable

Is Whitstable a nice place to live or is Whitstable rough?

Whitstable, a town full of nice little independent shops, a good harbour and lots of friendly people… until about 4:30pm, then the towns high **** population come out and turn the town to **** every night. It doesn’t seem to matter what day of the week it is, I have had beer bottles thrown at […]

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Whitstable, Kent

I have lived in Whitstable all my life and really can’t understand why so many posh people go there on holiday, I know its because people say ‘the town has character’ but seems like for all the wrong reasons, the town tries so hard to be different and in doing so young people have hardly […]

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Margate – A true horror

Is Margate a nice place to live or is Margate rough?

This is a true story. In the summer of 2017 me and a mate came up with the seemingly brilliant idea of going to Margate for the night. We both had fond memories of visiting margate from our childhood. The funfairs, the beach, the bumper cars, it seemed to make sense. However as we are […]

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Chatham, Kent

to start off, the word **** basically originated from chatham, as in the ‘Chatham ****’. you think of kent as a nice place, and it is, and medway also has its nice areas (mostly in the countryside) .. chatham is a dive! walking through the high street you meet a variety of people ranging from […]

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Sturry and Hersden (Canterbury, Kent)

While Canterbury isn’t brilliant, it’s not too bad. A nice tourism industry, lots of friendly people. Maybe there’s a bit too many young ‘uns ******* round after school, but that’s because of the high amount of schools around the city centre. However, the estates in Sturry and Hersden are festering pits of unintelligent and violent […]

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Sheerness: industrial eyesore & the ‘crapital’ of the Isle of Sheppey

Is Sheerness a nice place to live or is Sheerness rough?

I feel it is my duty to inform you all about this town that I can only describe as the festering cat **** in the Garden of England. Sheerness is an industrial eyesore and the majestic ‘crapital’ of the Isle of Sheppey, on the North Kent coast. If you have never heard of Sheerness, that’s […]

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My deep & detailed personal attack against the town of Ramsgate & the majority of its citizens.

Having lived in this seemingly peaceful & quaint seaside town all my life it seems like a relaxing place to live.  However, & obviously, there is another side to this story. The Ramsgate tourist board pride itself on having a Royal Harbour.  So.  Who the **** wants to see it? Essentially it’s just a just […]

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Chartham (Pronounced Char’am)

Well, reading through, i’ve noticed that both Canterbury & Ashford have both well afforded a mention. However, somewhere in the middle just off the main A28 is the “**** stop off” called Chartham, (Known by the locals as Char’am, with a kind of uhh in the middle). I grew up in The Hyde. First few […]

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