Gillingham – Lively Rubbish Bin of the South East

Is Gillingham a nice place to live or is Gillingham rough?

I’ve only been living in Gillingham for a month but I can affirmatively say this is the worst place I have seen in this country so far. Having lived in a depressing but peaceful Aberdeen, a wild but colourful Leeds and a picturesque but boring Warwick, I wasn’t expecting much from Medway. This whole area […]

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Whitstable: get drunk, smell of fish and nearly get into 5 fights

Is Whitstable a nice place to live or is Whitstable rough?

Anyone fancy a day out of the realms of inner city life? Fancy a nice family weekend away? Why not come to Whitstable? With pubs and small pointless shops scattered all over the fish smelling, narrow high street; this town is a treat! With young coke heads who think they’re John Wayne either [definitely not] […]

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Herne Bay: Kent’s finest for coke addled spontaneous sparring sessions

Is Herne Bay a nice place to live or is Herne Bay rough?

Why not take a day off and come visit Kent’s finest seaside town? Feeling cultured? Herne Bay has so much to offer. What with its historical amusement arcades, untouched since the 1980’s, and it’s many food outlets that outnumber the town’s entire population, TWICE  OVER,  yes… you’re guaranteed a journey through time – and not […]

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Dover – Most neglected unloved town in the UK

Is Dover a nice place to live or is Dover rough?

Dover as we all know is the gateway to Europe, and most people that stop here for any reason are normally glad they can leave it behind very quickly, I mean C’mon if leaving the country and feeling safer in CALAIS of all places seem better – there’s something to be said about Dover! The […]

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Gillingham: a quaint little sh*tehouse situated on the river Medway

Is Gillingham a nice place to live or is Gillingham rough?

Gillingham, Kent, a quaint little sh–ehouse situated on the river Medway. Once upon a time, it was separate from Chatham and Rochester and was a decent thriving town, a good place to live. The people of Gillingham had a different accent to their p–ey ****** rivals from Chatham, who are easy to distinguish since the […]

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Sheerness: where hopes, dreams and junkies go to die

Is Sheerness a nice place to live or is Sheerness rough?

Sheerness is the end of the line… literally. The end of a small branch line from Sittingbourne to the Isle of Dirt. A sticky-floored tube train that smells of stale piss, Stella Artois, Amber Leaf and misanthropy. If you don’t have a car and you want to get out of the place back to the […]

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Aylesham is a village of Anti-Conservatives and racists

Is Aylesham a nice place to live or is Aylesham rough?

Aylesham, known as the Sunshine Corner is a village of Anti-Conservatives and racists. Recently has gone through a delightful upgrade to the anger of the local residents, who don’t like “new bas*ards” in the village. The recent refurbishment of the village has panicked the residence as they do not like change, the village have voted […]

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Luton in Chatham is the festering cesspit of Medway

Is luton in Chatham a nice place to live or is luton in Chatham rough?

If you venture out on a dark winters night in the old luton area of chatham then beware, every movement you make will be watched by a 1000 pairs of eyes, some will be muggers in the shadows weighing you up, others will be crackhead *********** being flogged by gangs of pimps who also sell […]

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Gravesend: Yea or Nay?

Is Gravesend a nice place to live or is Gravesend rough?

I was born and raised in Gravesend, I have only ever attended schools within Gravesend, and at age 17 I still live here. Something I’ve noticed is how if you were either born and/or raised in Gravesend you’re going to have a different opinion about Gravesend than if you moved here as an adult. The […]

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A weary resident’s guide to Planet Thanet

Is Thanet a nice place to live or is Thanet rough?

We had been living in Thanet for nearly 5 years now, cannot wait to move away. If you can imagine a place that is the dumping ground for all that is wrong in society, Thanet is it. The locals take stupidity to a new level, just driving around you have to dodge motorists who drive […]

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Dymchurch, a geriatric landfill on the south-east coast of Kent

Is Dymchurch a nice place to live or is Dymchurch rough?

Dymchurch a.k.a Grimchurch, is a small tourist village located on the south-east coast of Kent, Oh if only it were that simple. As a youth having grown up in this geriatric landfill I can say to any young family looking to move here, simply, do not. The product of a Dymchurch updragging is either two […]

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Faversham, Kent, avoid this dump like the plague

Is Faversham a nice place to live or is Faversham rough?

Faversham kent, a seemingly quiet country town? Don’t be fooled, it does however, possess a community website frequented by gangs of old age moaners who take offence at the slightest disagreement with their cliquey rules. They are a pack of wolves feasting upon a piece of carrion. Several notorious housing estates dot the area like […]

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