In reality the sleepy town of Cranbrook is undoubtedly a minnow compared to some of the ***** strongholds described elsewhere on this site. However, anyone who is familiar with the place will undoubtedly empathise with the alarming realisation that ***** are fast emigrating to the more upper class areas of rural England. Behind the picturesque […]
Category: Kent
The worst places to live in Kent
Chatham
Chatham is in Southern Kent, and is surrounded by: Rochester Maidstone Strood and Walderslade Undoubtedly a town saturated in *****. Everywhere you go, you see **** guys smoking at each other or starting a fight with the hot dog man; he’s only trying to earn a living. Either that or you’re busy trying to work […]
Dover
Dover and its inhabiting ***** are an overlooked hotbed of scally-ism and general gutter filth. Dover is my home town. Dover used to be a hub of industry, thriving ferry and hover ports, the local paper mill supplied jobs for thousands. The mill shut down and the ferry and hover ports have suffered because of […]
Sittingbourne – a bleak wasteland between the M2 & the Isle of Sheppey
One of my earliest memories is that of a train journey with my mother and grandfather. As the train pulled into Sittingbourne, my grandfather read the sign and growled “hmmmmm….Shittingbourne more like! He then began to sing a song which had the first line “Chaversham and Shittingbourne where all the ******* live”. My mother hushed […]
Read More… from Sittingbourne – a bleak wasteland between the M2 & the Isle of Sheppey
Isle of sheppey
Kent… The garden of England, one of the most beautifulist places in England to be infact. But with gardens comes unwanted things, the one part of your garden you avoid. This is the isle of sheppy. The island (thank god its that) is off the coast of kent and is a spawning ground for townies. […]
Gravesend
Well, Gravesend as a whole is one of Kent’s finest **** establishments (one of the only places more ****** I have found is Broadstairs). Take a walk through the town centre and you will find an abundance of ***** – it’s like being in a zoo. Conversations with many of the locals is challenging to […]
Tunbridge Wells
The hippies used to congregate at Stonehenge to ‘celebrate’ the summer solstice. The ***** of Tunbridge Wells congregate at the Millenium Clock, Five Ways, every single flipping day, to exchange weed, phlegm and swear words. All 35 of them then squeeze into someone’s prize 1988 Ford Escort “Ghia”, and show off to the world how […]
Dartford
I am a pervert of the lowest order. Despite being professional, successful man I find myself drawn toward ‘********’ girls. My wife, a beautiful articulate creature who has never worn trainers or Burberry check in her life, would murder me if she knew my longings. I embrace our trips to the Market on Saturday with […]
St. Mary Cray/Orpington/Swanley
Home of the largest housed traveller popualtion in the UK (Star Lane) and also probably the biggest JJB Sports. ********. […]
Faversham
Anyone who’s ever visited this little ***** town will tell you that it is the **** capital of the world. Population 10000, 9000 parts ****!! The younger ***** tend to habituate the recreation ground on a friday/saturday evening and you are sure to find a burberry clad ***** choking lying motionless choking on his own […]
Snodland
Let’s face it, it should win on the name alone! The local ****’s have a unique style. Multiple hoodies are worn by all, even in the summer. Hats are usually white, although blue burberry is prevalent too. They like to wear tracksuit bottoms which are too tight, the bottoms of which they tuck into socks […]
Ashford
Original Submission by Snookems I would like to nominate Ashford in kent as **** central.I have lived their in the past and think possibly 90% of people their follow the **** culture.Best spotting points are the ring road around the town,(featured on ITV news when young ***** said they wouldn’t stop racing round it and […]
