Category: Kent

rainham is one of the many small towns in the delightful south east county of kent. this small town is divided into lots of districts e.g parkwood,wigmore,Lower Rainham and many more. each small district of rainham has is made up of its own **** majority population. and also each district is equipt with its own […]

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long thought of as a pictoresque tourist location, canterbury is perhaps the hub of **** nation. No other town or city has ever made me feel so privilaged and well dressed! From the estates ridden with **** artefacts to the TK Max superstore this place deserves a mention. On any visit to the city centre […]

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Otherwise known as Shittingbourne the wonderful **** ******** town is home to some of the nicest people who unfortunatly live in such a friendly area. the increasing number of our fellow kind are being seduced and converted by the contagious and interbreeding disease that is chavidom.the commonly known “******” are well known around the town. […]

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welcome to the wonderful “classy” town of chatham. the glorious home of the chatham ****. the clean and delightful place is full of such wonderfull ASSHOLES. 🙂 there such luvly people. shouting out ***** or ****** at each other and alwayz replying to the mating call off “omg im soo drunk” which consequents in the […]

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Maidstone has long been the home of “Chavisim” with its sprawling council estates Parkwood, Tovil, Shepway and Mangravit to name but a few churning out generation after generation of ***** and Chavetts A stroll down the high street of Maidstone town center will quickly bring the inherent and ingrained level at which ***** have gripped […]

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The throbbing metropolis of Gillingham, now pronounced “Gill-i-num” was once a proud and well-to-do area where the local menfolk plied their trade and people were nice and friendly…….Until the filthy, ******, stenching,drossy **** was born. These ****** stains on the undercrackers of society now have the locals in fear for their lives. Never have the […]

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Erith, North West Kent, bordering with Greater London officially has the highest concentration of 18 – 25 year olds in the UK. Of these, arounnd 95% are ****, *****, smackheads or other such ambulatory **** that should be gassed until they stop twitching. Not only is Erith packed to the gills wih such mouth breathing […]

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How has this fleapit of south-eastern chavdom escaped mention thus far? The town’s per capita average weight of fake gold likely outweighs most Zurich banks, while the number of sportswear-clad ****** exhibiting naff tattoos, spiky but balding hair, lardy girlfriends and parents with the combined IQ of a ******** housefly seems to increase massively every […]

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Can’t believe that no-one has mentioned Dartford yet. I had the misfortune to work there for a year. Before I visited the town, I imagined it was a quaint Kent market town with interesting architecture. In fact it’s like a grim Northern industrial town that has been re-assembled brick-by-brick in the south-east of England. The […]

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this really is one of the most depressing ********* on earth. mums with buggys , hoopy gold earrings and pastel coloured towelling market tracksuits with snotty nosed “**** to be” brats with little fake burberry hats. there is a varied selection of ***** ******** pubs to choose from in the high street where you can […]

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The name is deceiving, Royal Tunbridge Wells. A strange town where the rich hide away and the ****’s dominate. The pleasant suburbs of High Brooms and the Shepway estate house the majority of *****, with plenty of outlets for them to purchase scratchcards, McCains Microchips and Sunny D. The tracksuit clad mutants can always be […]

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