Like Bluewater (but without its inherent quality) Hempsted Valley is a **** fest of a shopping centre that lurks between Rainham and Gillingham with easy links to the Medway capital of **** – Chavtham. Those unable to mug or steal the train fair to Bluewater descend on Hempsted valley and are seldom alone. In a […]
Category: Kent
The worst places to live in Kent
Margate has its charms, but it’s also…
Margate has its charms (beautiful weather and a nice beach), but it’s also **** Central. Margate **** haunts include McDonald’s, KFC and Yates’ Wine Lodge, which is the preferred watering hole to get pissed in before moving on to one of the local clubs. Sheldons at the top of Margate high street is also another […]
Margate
Margate has its charms (beautiful weather and a nice beach), but it’s also **** Central. Margate **** haunts include McDonald’s, KFC and Yates’ Wine Lodge, which is the preferred watering hole to get pissed in before moving on to one of the local clubs. During the summer (especially bank holidays), local ***** mingle with their […]
Chatham….yet again.
yet again the origin home town of the ****. Where their o so classy and rather distinctive fashion sense and what they think is “wiked”…”innit” is actually seen as normal?!(ill never understand that..thankfully!) and where suddenly a baby is seen as a excelent pulling technique because of corse why didnt us sane people realise! blokes […]
Tunbridge Wells
Royal Tunbridge Wells, elegant Regency town with the world famous Pantiles…………………..and home to an ever growing band of dirty ******* ******: More accurately, the High Brooms and Silverdale areas of Tunbridge Wells, as the cider drinking hoodie clad ***** couldn’t afford to live in TW town centre, plus there are no council houses in the […]
Bluewater
Not technically a town but a large shopping mall in the heart of North East Kent, this still deserves an entry because it is surely the most ****-******** place on the face of the earth. Bluewater attracts the burberry-clad hordes not only from nearby Dartford and Gravesend but also from Medway, South East London and […]
Chavtham (chatham)
Watcha Bazza! Welcome the local social freak show, the one and only place to see top **** ****. Never fear you won’t miss out, as with all ******, they will never be leaving your local benches. This delightful species of man can be found regularly *******, or shall I say ‘cotchin’ outside either Macky D’s, […]
Folkestone in Kent
Folkestone is (or rather was) a quaint little town by the english channel. As if it wasn’t bad enough having to live with the faint smell of France wafting across the channel, it has now become the home of a rare breed of ****, the middle class ****. The further north you travel, the less […]
Medway – Breaking News
Strictly speaking, not a town, but a raggle-taggle group of towns that are the heart of Chavdom. Local papers have this week reported that the Medway towns are suffering from their worst *********** of ***** for many years. They put it down to recent warmer winters leading to heightened ********** amongst the **** community. Apparently, […]
Tonbridge: where ***** and toffs come face-to-face
Sat merrily on the River Medway, this is the town that spawned Royal Tunbridge Wells – itself a new town built in the style of Milton Keynes on the site of some polluted stream in 1958. However, worryingly Tonbridge too has a bit of a **** problem. This despite an influx of young non-***** moving […]
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Ashford, Kent
Ashford town is an epicentre of **** activity. It is going to be near impossible for me to sum up the sheer ‘*********’ of this scab on the sweaty hairy back of Kent, but hey-i’ll give it a shot. I’ve lived in Ashford for all 23 years of my life and have been a first-hand […]
Gillingham
My Grandparents unfornately live just outside Gillingham so I am a frequent visitor of this **** town. Words can do no justice to how bad this place really is, the town centre actually scares me a bit. There are so many ***** that sometimes i feel like the minority just because fake burberry and velour […]
