THE home of ***** and *********, and the original ***** (their parents).When i say priestfield i mean all roads surrounding the football stadium. You can often see mothers sitting on walls in their gear from primark, swigging the bottles of diet coke that obviously is not working in aiding them with weight loss, Hair usually […]
Category: Kent
The worst places to live in Kent
chatham o’ ancient town of *****
I can confirm that Chatham may possibly be the birth place of the **** phenomenen..i know for a fact ***** have been around for at least 8 years there as i used to know some! (now hang on….i’m not saying i was one but i did have “friends” who were!) Alas the trend that has […]
CHATHAM!! SERIOUSLY DIS IZ WERE DA CHAVZ ROWL…
ello im kaytee n im a **** n proud yea i wear big gold hoops n a chain wiv a doll bun on me ed high as i can. dnt h8 me coz i luk gud h8 me coz im in wiv da boiz! boiz luv chavie girls iz da image u gotta have it […]
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Lydd(Kent.)
Lydd home of the “‘Ard Nuts.” The Green Park is the new hangout area,or outside the Square near Mace. Climbing Garages,Robbing old women,vandalising anything they can get they’re greasy hands on,is a “Blaitent”hobby around the dump.If you ever come to the **** Central be sure to tighten up your shoe laces really tight because otherwise […]
Hayes (Kent)
Situated just outside of London, in Bromley Borough. Hayes is one of the most middle-class areas of Greater London. The Hayes ***** themselves are not troublesome, that is if you excuse their bad English and smelly roll-ups. It is the ***** that are passing through which can provide a problem. Situated in the middle of […]
Deal, less ****-******** than most
Deal is holding out bravely but not exempt from the breed. The Strand, a disco-pub, is their chief temple and the Deck their main night haunt now that the truly terrifying Alby’s has closed. But there are enclaves where they can be avoided. Try The Admiral Penn, The King’s Head, and Rivals, an over-30s club […]
Maidstone Town Centre
Maidstone has become a **** invested hole from which there is seemingly no escape (mainly because every town in the UK is the same). Just walk down Week Street towards the High Street and you will see an endless line of hoodies and baseball caps just inside the entrance to Burger King sheltering from the […]
Sittingbourne: the only small town to have 3 branches of McDonalds
I would like to welcome you to the ‘Fragrant ********’ that is Shitingbourne. Home to a population of about 80% ****, with the rest being made up of grungers/goths/old people. Quite possibly the only town with good transport links to those **** meccas of Shitness on Sea and Chavham, it has the distinction of being […]
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Dartford
If you thought Feltham was bad then visit Dartford in Kent. When i visited there a few times i felt i had to have the security locks on in my car. From what i saw it was one of the most run down places i have ever been too. Most shops were boarded up, the […]
Thanet, Kent (Ramsgate, Margate, Broadstairs)
I seriously cannot believe no one has submitted Ramsgate, Margate or Broadstairs yet. I’m sure the first ever **** stemmed from ‘Planet Thanet’. Ever since I can remember, the town centres have been plauged by ***** ‘loining’ in the high street, smoking **** and letting all the other ***** and ********* stroke their Staff Terrier. […]
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Chaversham/Faversham
Faversham. Or, as it’s become affectionately known, Chaversham. Home of the ****. Hell to anyone who possesses an IQ above 35. Here, the main industries are beer brewing, and fish and chip shops. Both of these treats make up a bulky part of the average ****’s evening. The town centre becomes unapproachable after 5:30pm, with […]
Hythe oh Hythe!
there is a small coastal village that most have never heard of despite it being the ‘birthplace of the ****’. hythe is possibly the smallest place in the uk with the highest cpm2 (or **** per square mile!!!) of any town ever mentioned!! It truely is the mecca for the burberry massive, anyone who considers […]
