Orpington has been growing in recent years to be one of the most chavy areas imaginable. God knows where they all come from! Being ****** and all i’d rather not think about it. The high street is a haven for this, maccy d’s, wetherspoons and cheap stella from the local spar or Jet garage… The […]
Category: Kent
The worst places to live in Kent
Twydall Estate, Gillingham: a delightful place to visit, but not on your own
Twydall is located between the towns of Gillingham and Rainham and is a delightful place to visit, but not when you’re on your own. It has an extremely large population of ****’s who believe in the old adage of ‘strength in numbers’ and ‘a life without a bottle of white lightening and a *** is […]
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Chatham…eurgh chatham…
Chatham…as many other sane people have said, is the heart of the **** world. its like disneyland for them. if incest wasnt the case ***** would not have ever come about and our lands would be free of there termoil and there sposed ability of being “streetwise”….whatever thats meant to mean :S. oh they are […]
Chatham
Better known as “Chavham”, the correct **** pronounciation of this Kentish town is “Chaa-aam” as the local **** redidents are unable to sound the “h” and “t” sounds. The highstreet features many “quality” stalls on which the ***** and ********* can purchase all their “bling” and “gear”. The town also boasts a Primark, QS, Half […]
BROMLEY
Bromley, Kent. Home of the insurance company which made popular the nodding dogs. Says it all. To most civilised people it’s an utter sh*t hole, but to the kings and princesses of **** it is paradise. Once there was a House of Fraser, now there stands a TK Maxx. If the souped up ****-mobile ain’t […]
chatham
chatham was named and shamed in the daily mail as the land where all pikeyscum originaited. its like a walking talking sexually transmitted disease here. Chatham is the chavland its self, you cant walk three steps outside your front council estate door without seeing at least four, all sporting “****” a bottle of white lighting […]
park Farm ( AShford)
THEre is a big complex called park farm in ashford kent there is a tesco and 1 park for about 30,000 house’s with this the people that sold the houses to young couples with 10 year old brats, lived there at first….. now 4 years later there are about 1000 ***** in this place all […]
Cahn-ab-bree (Canterbury)
I am, it would seem, fated to live wherever the ***** congregate. Though judging by this site, that’s most of the world. I wonder when the first space-**** will be reported? In any case, my sorry tale began in Sidcup (it wasn’t half as bad when I lived there) then there was Canterbury, and I […]
Dartford
When I first visited this site, I was amazed and shocked to see that Dartford had not been included in **** towns. Dartford is the epitome of all things ****. To witness the ***** in their natural environment, it would be a good idea to pop down Dartford on a Tuesday morning (When they collect […]
Gravesend
Y DO YOUZ LOT BOVA MAKIN UP A ***** SITE JST 2 BAD MOUF *****! DER ENT EVEN NEFIN RNG WID US, ITZ ***** PRIKZ LYK U LOT HU GOEZ RND CHATTIN **** GIVIN US A BAD NAME! SERIUSLY ENT NUN OV YA GT NEFIN BETA 2 DO DEN BAD MOUF CHAVZ. TRUST THO IF […]
Royal Tunbridge Wells
The Tranquil Spa Town set in the garden of England, visit the town renowend for its famous spa and georgian Architecture. That it seems was a long time ago, the town if now full of Burberry capped, tracksuited, reebock classic wearing pissants! All doing the same thing as the seem to do ALL OVER THE […]
Erith (inc. Slade Green)
Have YOU ever visited the ****-Hole known as Erith? You have? Great! Then, need I say any more?!!! This place epitimises the word ****. Now I am in no way posh or stuck up but Erith and the surrounding ****-burbs (such as Slade Green, Northumberland Heath and Belvedere) make me feel physically sick as I […]