The worst places to live in Hampshire
I know that this isn’t a place, but i felt i just had to write about my ‘romance’ with chavboy jason. I first set eyes on this piece of hunk as i was walking into winchester. I heard from behind me, the loving sound of a revving saxo engine, complete with gold hubcaps and pumping […]
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I have a bad track record of ending up in the Kingdom of ****. Portsmouth was the first stop on the road but before leaving the UK, I had a brief 9 month stop in the wonderful city of Southampton. Id describe Southampton as a “**** hotspot in denial” as lets face it, Southampton likes […]
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Portsmouth- I hate it! Thankfully though, I dont live in it anymore. My worst experiences with the **** began when I moved from my beautiful home in Scotland to be with my then Girlfriend, who was from, and lived in Portsmouth. “The Plan” was to go to Pomepy Uni and do a masters and then […]
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Although situated only a little to the west of that Mecca of high culture and productivity known as Gosport, the small town of Lee-On-Solent cannot yet be classed as a **** haven in any sense of the word. However, what makes Lee interesting for the budding student of chavism is the manner in which slowly, […]
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North Town- The ******** where all minor & wannabe ***** are recognised! Fiddy Kent writes “This is a brief introduction to the Chavness of Aldershot, including descriptions on the local species of ****, so you can spot and therefore attempt to avoid them… The absolute epitome of Chavisity is Aldershot. Known for the British Army […]
O.k. I’m the girl who posted the previous rant about winton school in andover. I have no idea how long ago i posted it, but now most of the population in Winton has got a hold of this site. And they guessed it was me who wrote the review. Oh Cack. SO…… here is my […]
As a youth from Romsey, my opinions on ***** have decreased. Townies were never this bad! Alot of my friends have turned into *****, and possessed by burberry and mckenzie hoodies. The favourite **** hang out is “da youthy” formally known as “youth in romsey” and reffered also to ” are ya going down to […]
Accurately given the additional title ‘DUMP’ on the road sign when leaving the infinitely more pleasant Farnham, Alton is one of those Hampshire towns that has pretensions of grandeur, only allowed by the fact that to the east is Guildford, and to the west is Winchester. It is primarily populated with people who never have, […]
Winchester is a ****** little city located about 10 miles from Southampton in Hampshire. If you visit don’t be deceived by it’s pretty city centre and cathedral, because nearly every area outside the centre is a council estate and there’s more ***** in Winchester than in Southampton. The favourite “hang-out” area in the centre is […]
OK, it’s been said before, but this place is crawling with **** ****. It has become the favourite pastime of the ******** to breed with as many ***** as possible, thus enabling large 4 bedroom houses and £40+ K a year tax free and without lifting a finger. Clearasil products fly off the shelves, in […]
There is a car park opposite Mcdonalds (surprise surprise) where a bunch of ***** has been meeting for several nights now. The first I drove past, a row of chavmobiles, complete with spoilers and neon lights were parked in a line, and they were all standing, eating their fast food and discussing trisha or whatever. […]
Officially, the largest council estate in Europe, it’s the Chaviest of **** Towns (well ok apart from Paulsgrove (see separate entry under “Pizza bikes –the theft of”) – Leigh Park. […]
