Articles written by the people who live there, on the areas of East Sussex you should avoid if you’re are thinking of moving.
Having visited the time warp that is Battle, I have to sadly report that the main High Street seems to be devoid of any *****. A few sad skaters hang out by the skatepark near the fire station, but as for the rest of the town, it mainly comprises of Froggy Schoolkids on Day trips […]
ah yes churchill square, home of the Too Messy Crew yea want to know something i was apart of this crew a few years back, and i know them all mostly (although we never speak cos we hate eachother) yes at night its there roaming spot, it used to be down by the king alfred […]
Let me take you on a guided tour of Hastings, we’ll start from the train station: Hastings station has recently been rebuilt from a shabby, run down, horror of a building. Into a super ‘high tech’ glass structure. Not certain why the building needs to be so huge. Alighting from the train one can see […]
Sidley is a dingleberry ******* off Bexhill’s backside. Just hop on the horrible bus from Eastbourne or Hastings and you’ll find yourself in Heaven. The lively town centre boasts a Co-op, two hairdressers, a Danny’s Discount Store, two pubs, a garage, and an off-licence. Oh, and a SureStart centre where inhabitants can learn how to […]
Well… Seaford…2 words to sum up the town.. **** HOLE. Unfortunately i have the pleasure of living in this poor excuse of a town. This town has a resident population of about 1500 ****’s all attending the local in ‘special measures’ high school. ‘special measures’ says it all doesn’t it? (please note there are some […]
Read More… from Seaford, two words to sum up the town.. SH*T HOLE
Ah Brighton, shown on the telly as a great place to be…NOT! Having lived in Brighton all my life and i so agree with everything everyone else has posted about it, i cannot believe they have missed out the friday/sat night ritual on the strip. The strip ( or marine drive) is a long piece […]
A small town. Uckfield. My home. And god, I wish it wasn’t. The amount of ****’s is REALLY overwhelming to the normal person, who visit, or heck, even live there, although, non-**** residents, are of late, thin on the ground. The one location we must start with, is the alley beside the school. Every day […]
I really cannot believe that there is no entry for this fair borough on the site already. You ask where the ***** hang out. They are literally everywhere. The only explanation I can think of is that the town has been completely taken over and that there are only about five of us non-***** in […]
Newhaven, “Gateway to Europe”, and the place with absolutely **** all to do. (Oh and it is over 200 years old, last time I checked, that isn’t very new.) […]
This town must be the birhtplace of the ****!!! Why??? We have known the “****” word for ages…decades in fact…..it has always been an insult to be called a **** and many a fight has broken out because of it……. Hailsham is very near to Eastbourne, but in terms of **** development…….Hailsham is Light years […]
The male abode on a Saturday/Sunday is the Council built 3 (multi?) story car park. It doesn’t have a roof. Saturday afternoon is a swell time for spotting the local oiky fish-smelling ******. In the summer if fine, they’ll be on the top floor enjoying the sunny south coast weather, but if it rains they’ll […]
Eastbourne was once a sleepy seaside resort, where the elderly would flock in their thousands to block our beds in the General District Hospital, and eventually die. But, with the introduction of the **** species all of this has changed. No longer are evening walks around the promenade an option. Packs of townies hang out […]
Read More… from Eastbourne where the elderly flock in their thousands to die
