Ah, good old Uckers. Uckers is a many sided town. On one hand, you have the fat middle aged beer swigging cricket players (but we love them), the fat old aged beer swigging pentioners and on the other, the fat middle aged beer swigging *****. The ***** come in all different shapes and sizes, you […]
Category: East Sussex
Articles written by the people who live there, on the areas of East Sussex you should avoid if you’re are thinking of moving.
Hastings
Hastings, where the **** of the earth live. *****. I have the most unfortunate task of living in hastings and i must say the ***** are a grimy piece of s**t on the reputation of hastings. All in all hastings is a good place to live. (it is less **** infected than croydon where i […]
Hailsham and Eastbourne: Shut the door on your way out… oh, you’ve gone
The rise of the **** in the public’s mind (very much like the rising of bile in your throat after a bad curry) makes me laugh. ***** have been prominent in Hailsham and Eastbourne for as long as I can remember – hell, I was being beaten up in Hailsham Town Centre as long ago […]
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Bexhill-on-sea (Sidley, they hatch and breed…)
Sidley is distgusting it has to be said, there is only one other story on Sidley and it is included on the Hastings category, (Check those stories out by the way) But i believe that Sidley deserves a much bigger appraisal! =Firstly and simply enough it is a **** hole. The prime example of **** […]
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Hastings (aaastinggsss as it is locally named)
Jesus Christ when Alistair Crowely cursed Hastings, he really meant it! Having the misfortune to being a Buchanan baby (Hastings born and bred) I feel I have to voice an opinion on the ******** of the south east. Not only is this place overrun with local ***** year round, but during the summer months it […]
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Brighton, London Rd, thieving, drunken, drug-addicted central is where I work
London Road, thieving, drunken, drug-addicted **** central is where I work, in one of the shops. We get more **** **** in the shop than we do ordinary customers, and it’s always the same story. They come in to steal alcohol, meat and some non-food items. The booze they nick to drink and the other […]
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uckfield
Uckfield. My home town for my entire life. I’ve watched it grow and develop from a small urban area which attracted the very elderly, into a blingin hood for da homeboys. Everywhere you go within the town, you are guaranteed to have one of them swearing or spitting at you. local hangouts are Luxford car […]
Hailsham
Hailsham is without any shadow,one of the wombs of ‘chavkultur’.Allow me,dear reader the indulgence of a little history lesson.With the dispersal of East Croyden families in the early 1960s to Hailsham,commingling with the readily available Romany-blooded stock already inhabiting the area,a soupcon of “Sussex blood,born and bred,strong of arm and weak of head”was a social […]
Hastings
Do ***** emerge from the sea and then infest the poor sod’s inland? We seem to have the same problem as Southampton, but being a smaller town, Chaville exposes itself in a clearer light. Exactly the same features, habits and even locations within the town are populated by these brainless scrotes and their ******* – […]
Hastings
Penchant for Burberry, Elizabeth Duke and Mackie D’s? Mum on disability, Step-Dad on the dole? Brother in Youth Offenders and little Sister knocked up? Wanna **** up grannies, scare little kids, vandalise bus shelters, intimidate shop staff, laugh at teenagers suitably expressing themselves through alternative fashions and advanced music tastes? If so, we need YOU, […]
Uckfield
A small town nestled in the countryside in between brighton, tunbridge wells and eastbourne excellent areas for prosective ***** include luxford park, full of fun evening activities such as bottle smashing, vandalsim and underage ***. For the slightly more mature **** homes include the **** and bull pub with switchblades issued on arrival and the […]
Hastings
Walking along a typical pavement, you see the evidence of the beasts they call the ‘****’. along the avenues and sidewalks of Hastings we find the evidence of a serious **** habitat. littered around are empty packs of “Mayfair Tens Mate”, maybe, even “Sov-wins” (Sovereign Cigarettes to normal people)…we are clearly dealing with many sorts […]
