It would seem I have inadvertently discovered the **** epicentre of the universe and it would seem that this cultural black hole is located at the Milton Keynes Hospital A&E. My first clue that I was entering a **** hotspot was that I had to negotiate my way past the ‘crew’ tipping back pint cans of stella […]
Category: Buckinghamshire
The worst places to live in Buckinghamshire
Chesham – The c**tage capital of Buckinghamshire
Chesham; situated somewhere in the **** end of nowhere, yet strangely within the miserable London commuting belt, represents Buckinghamshire’s puss filled boil of middle class suburbia. Priding itself on housing a diverse and multicultural society, comprising all manner of colours, creeds, religions, shapes and sizes, Chesham is perhaps analogous with a box of McVities misshapes. […]
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High Wycombe – Scourge of the Anti-****
I know the wonderous High Wycombe (Westside Bruvva of Slough) has had a few entries before this one, but I feel it so deserving of a slandering that I had to contribute to this menagerie that is known as chavtowns.co.uk. Well, where to start? High Wycombe, I’m sure, used to be a fairly big, prettyish […]
Princes Risborough, if you find yourself there just keep driving
Take a classic small English market town in the London commuter belt. Bolt an enormous post-war pre-fab council estate onto the side and fill with ****. That’s Princes Risborough. This estate is so incredibly downmarket they actually had Sky television in the eighties before the dishes came out – it got pumped in by wire […]
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Owlsmoor, Sandhurst: enter at your peril!
I can’t believe no-one has added Owlsmoor to the list of **** towns before. Having lived in Sandhurst my whole life, I believe it’s got to be one of the ********* places I’ve ever seen. The row of shops, which are often covered in graffiti, constantly have a group of ***** outside them, covered in […]
Chesham
Chesham – such an idealic town located in the beautiful countryside of Buckinghamshire, prided itself on being voted the counties most beautiful town three years on the trot….now it is the centre of a breeding culture of chavness!! The centre of the ***** lives revolves around one famous fast food outlet…McDs!! they spend their lives […]
Aylesbury
Imagine my delight upon reading the local rag and finding a huge, indignant article about a posting on this website. I am thrilled to find a forum for like minded people, who spend every day in a state of constant amazement at the ever increasing amoeboid mass of **** that slither their way round this […]
Olney
Right, Olney, A little way from Milton Keynes, Central to Bedford, Northampton and the former. Its a lovely little town – quiet, Little England to a tee, and very traditional. However due to its proximity to the above mentioned metropolis’s (and Newport Pagnell) it is becoming overrun with *****, these underage kappa ******** adorn every […]
Milton Keynes
Our city is full of *****. Not only are they outsmarted by gardening tools they hang out in the strangest places. In MK i estimate that we have no less than 150 underpass’s linking all of the estates together. They are usually full of shopping trolly’s and rubbish, the perfect place for tramps to live […]
Milton Keynes
A poetic insight to a city centre **** night out in sunny Milton Keynes… […]
Bletchley
Bletchley/Milton Keynes
The Land That Taste Forgot. The town that claims it’s a city. The thousand roundabouts on the grid road system all offer up hiding holes (by way of the underpass) for the young **** to seek some shelter for the purpose of skinning up or pushing their loved ones around in abandoned shopping trolleys. The […]
