The worst places to live in Strathclyde
When I left Glasgow a decade ago, the Ned fashion comprised of a thin nylon tracksuit, trainers and baseball cap worn by a dentally challenged youth scrounging ****, drinking Buckfast and picking fights with strangers (their pack-like nature means that they prefer 10 **** onto one passerby while shouting, as only hypocrites can that don’t […]
Greenock is one of those places with an overall ****-stamp adversely affecting the whole area. Generation after generation of **** follow on from each other, their conversation and sounds made not changing at all from one decade to the next. It’s the kind of place where decent folks accept that chavery is somehow inevitable and […]
Greenock is one of those places with an overall ****-stamp adversely affecting the whole area. Generation after generation of **** follow on from each other, their conversation and sounds made not changing at all from one decade to the next. It’s the kind of place where decent folks accept that chavery is somehow inevitable and […]
East Kilbride Town Centre is ideal if your brain has a very low IQ and can not think in a sensible mannor, if you wish to become a grouse beater then East Kilbride town centre is the place for you extremley hostile people very un friendly and selfish if any one is deciding in spending […]
Rutherglen AKA "Ruggy" or "Ruglen" by the locals – possibly due to the ‘unpronouncability’ of Rutherglen after sniffing glue or consuming 4 bottles of Buckfast. First, a warning. The typical Ruggy ned is marginally more difficult to spot than the usual **** *******. The usual ned uniform of Kappa/Adidas is outwith the purchasing power of […]
"I cannot believe that on a site dedicated to the ****, no mention is made of Scotland’s second city: Glasgow. A city that represents the very cradle of life for the Scottish Ned, when it comes to unattractive social behaviour; what Glasgow is to Scotland, the USA is to the rest of the world. Nedism […]
Once upon a time in a glaxaxy far far away…. lets cut the **** folks there is a wee “toon” in Scotland called Greenock, now this used to be a decent industrial spot, the promenades beautiful, the flowers, the people, the conversation, then one day……”Aright there hen pass us over the bucky!” Horror followed as […]
South Lanarkshire, as a district, arguably constitutes the biggest geographical area inhabited, almost exclusively, by *****. Nevertheless, East Kilbride is the hub of South Lanarkshire and by this reasoning probably represents an international crime ridden epicentre. A government stimulated 1950s ‘new town’ (similar to Cumbernauld), East Kilbride represents all that is wrong with artificial urban […]
Scotland. Anyone who has dared to venture there will agree with me in saying it’s one of the strangest places on earth. I played a gig there and what I found may distress and permenantly leave you in a state of bloody hatred and/or fear. Outside the pub we played in were a group of […]
